Big Papa !!
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From: Rockford, Mi
Re: Big Papa !!
Originally Posted by FREE
Congrats NateDogg, welcome to the wounderful world of Poverty...,I mean parenthood. 
... you will quickly learn that your rights as a real man have been revoked, now you have to ask the misses and the little one for permisson to do anything, you better ask now if you want to be able to go to CHI in July, and yes just like SonicJay and I you will have to drag the entire family along, and kinder to there needs before you are allowed to have any fun. Welcome to the club...... Impovershed Fathers of America.
Nate dog to do list
1) turn over ***** to wifey
2) buy Mini Van
3) sell all toys, (esp dangerous one's IE motorcycles)
4) cancel subscription's to Maxium, FHM, and Stuff
5) Get subscription to Impovershed Fathers of America
6) tell all of you buddies that you can no longer hang out with them because your wife/ girlfriend dosn't like them anymore.
7) Get second job
8) go on weekly shopping trips with wifey, and sit and wait with all of the other stupid pu$$y wiped husbands, while she tries on 50 different outfits, buys none of them, and askes you if her a$$ looks fat.( ps even if it dose look fat NEVER EVER tell her that, if you ever want to get laid again)
9) buy big house in safe community, so that the family feels safe ( which means that you have to work 7 days a week for the next 30 years, just to keep your head above water!)
10) get big life insurance policy on yourself, so that If you die child, wifey, and her new boyfriend are well taken care of.
11 KILL YOUR SELF (optional)
All ways remember they (women) have all of the Pu$$y, and half of the money, and that Friend of the court is run buy angry man hating dikes & Lesbos, act a fool and they will insure that you Never have any $ ever again!
CONGRATS DOGG.... welcome to my NiteMare
BTW these are all J/k, I am just a sick M- F er.
... you will quickly learn that your rights as a real man have been revoked, now you have to ask the misses and the little one for permisson to do anything, you better ask now if you want to be able to go to CHI in July, and yes just like SonicJay and I you will have to drag the entire family along, and kinder to there needs before you are allowed to have any fun. Welcome to the club...... Impovershed Fathers of America.Nate dog to do list
1) turn over ***** to wifey
2) buy Mini Van
3) sell all toys, (esp dangerous one's IE motorcycles)
4) cancel subscription's to Maxium, FHM, and Stuff
5) Get subscription to Impovershed Fathers of America
6) tell all of you buddies that you can no longer hang out with them because your wife/ girlfriend dosn't like them anymore.
7) Get second job
8) go on weekly shopping trips with wifey, and sit and wait with all of the other stupid pu$$y wiped husbands, while she tries on 50 different outfits, buys none of them, and askes you if her a$$ looks fat.( ps even if it dose look fat NEVER EVER tell her that, if you ever want to get laid again)
9) buy big house in safe community, so that the family feels safe ( which means that you have to work 7 days a week for the next 30 years, just to keep your head above water!)
10) get big life insurance policy on yourself, so that If you die child, wifey, and her new boyfriend are well taken care of.
11 KILL YOUR SELF (optional)
All ways remember they (women) have all of the Pu$$y, and half of the money, and that Friend of the court is run buy angry man hating dikes & Lesbos, act a fool and they will insure that you Never have any $ ever again!
CONGRATS DOGG.... welcome to my NiteMare
BTW these are all J/k, I am just a sick M- F er.
That is a great list. I must have a great old lady cause I don't have to do much of that crap. No way in hell am I taking my wife and kids to Chicago in July though. Of course, she is headed to Chicago in August with her girlfriend :eatya
without me. I just have to plan in advance how bad I think they will be on the trip they take and make mine even better. :YEAH 
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Re: Big Papa !!
Originally Posted by Sonicjay
Free, that's got to be the funniest post I've read in a while.
I love her though, she's HOT as HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Big Papa !!
Originally Posted by FREE
Thanks Jay.... I am just trying to teach the young bucks a thing or two, remember that i have been married for over 10 years, and she has taken all of the fight out of me.
I love her though, she's HOT as HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love her though, she's HOT as HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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From: Michigan
Re: Big Papa !!
One thing I will never buy is a Mini Van. If it's one thing I hate is moms driving mini vans going 90mph on the highway because they are late for Soccer practice. We are in the market to buy a Chevy Tahoe and hopefully get my house built next year since I just paid off my land.
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From: Burlington, Ontario
Re: Big Papa !!
CONGRATS....... Good to hear. Cool name....
And oh yeah.... Free said it best.... N other one bites the dust.
No, sorry man, that is mean, I wish you and your NEW family the best from all of us CANUCKS
Good to hear. Cool name....And oh yeah.... Free said it best.... N other one bites the dust.
No, sorry man, that is mean, I wish you and your NEW family the best from all of us CANUCKS
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From: Canton MI( Detroit Area)
Re: Big Papa !!
. Of course, she is headed to Chicago in August with her girlfriend :eatya without me. I just have to plan in advance how bad I think they will be on the trip they take and make mine even better. :YEAH[/QUOTE]
Girls Gone Wild CHI town style!!!! :boobies: :sixtynine 
without me. I just have to plan in advance how bad I think they will be on the trip they take and make mine even better. :YEAH[/QUOTE] Girls Gone Wild CHI town style!!!! :boobies: :sixtynine 
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From: Grand Rapids ,MI
Re: Big Papa !!
congrats nate..fatherhood doesnt mean ya lose all the toys though... just the main ones... blondes brunettes redheads etc etc etc.. j/k and free.. that has to be the funniest chit i've read
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