This be a story about ye olde tavern
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Thou captain opened up ye olde tavern as a place to rest his boots
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Ye captain had a good bar wench to care for ye customers
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Thou captain was always looking for a crew to join in battles
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But thou captain had to battle alone
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Ye celeberties and there wenches appear nightly
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Lest ye not be getting the booty tonight
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Unless ye images be caught on tape
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Be there a hat thief in the mix
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Thou do believe so
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Thou haveth the video to prove it
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Even thou ole friends be appearin
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And thou ones who stay for a bit to leave for the other tavern cuz it be frilly night on fridays
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Thus ends ye grand opening of thoust newest tavern and may the drinks flow freely to all who enter

 

damn i wish i coulda been there for this