Your boyfriend proly doesnt think so ....

 

yeah, your dad didn't think it was to funny

 

a bunch of gay couples are sitting in a hot tub and up comes a used rubber. one guy shouts out.... who farted in the tub this time?

 

I am gonna start deleating them Matt....

LOL.....

 

hahaha! whats the difference between a hunting dog and a gay guy???? one sicks ducks and the other..........

 

One day in class the teacher ask: "If three birds are sitting on a wire and you shoot one of them, how many are left?"

Johnny quickly raises his hand and says "Zero".

The teacher ask him to rethink the question.

He again answers "0"

The teacher says "Johnny if you have 3 birds and you shoot one there will be two left."

Johnny replies "No if you shoot one bird it will spook the other two and they will fly away."

The teacher says "that isn't what I was looking for, but "I like the way you think""

Johnny says, "Really, well I have question for you. Two grown women are eating Ice Cream on a park bench, one is sucking and the other is licking...which one gives head!?"

The teacher replies. "The one sucking"

Johnny quickly says, "No, the one wearing the wedding ring, but i like how you think."

Flip

 

ha ha ha