I just walked in the bathroom after Jodi and it smelled like something dead fell out of her ***

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

 

:YEAH HAW-HAW!

 

Im serious it smelled like she was rotten eggs

 

did you stay in there and sniff it though

 

your a ****.

 

you know that i dont shat.. we have talked about this 1,000 times before. girls dont do that kinda stuff...




OH YEAH... I forgot.... YOU ARE CUT OFF!

 

Sounds Like You Just Cut One Off!!!!

 

you are too funny craig....

Scott knows that i wont go with him home.. it is like some weird thing i have.. no pubic bathrooms, no one can be home.. no one can be coming home with in like 30 mintues.. i feel weird.. even though it is a normal i dont like it.. at all..

 

For the record I only crap once a day...

 

you need more fiber in yer diet schwartz

 

or just smoke.. it is a natural laxative..

 

whoooowwhhh fukking arbys

 

that is so true and i love to smoke while taking a poop its nice helps the turds fall out faster and if they dont come out i just rock side to side and it releases the turd in timely fashion

 

I didnt mean while you take a crap.. just in general smoking is a natural laxative.

 

i like to play with my dang dang while popping

 

Is that why it takes so long for guys to take a crap??

 

1) Because wireless internet is the best invention ever.
2) because it is time alone from nagging
3) why does it take women so long to take a shower?

 

well here is a hole through #3 ... i take a long shower if im playin with my dang dang