Sorry, I just realized my last two posts were in the same thread

 

Never did the poo......



But I did whip it out in kindergarten before......




and peed on the blackboard

 

****

 

Did you just post sober

 

when i was 13 i was over at a friends house and i butsed a Dire-RE-ha session in my pants. he was in bathroom taking **** so you wouldent/couldent let me take **** in there so i tryed to hold it but it just went, god i hate toco bell!! mexiacan **** messes my system up. oh yeah i was thinking about taking a **** on his bed for not leeting me go poop and had it sliding down my leg.. oh it sucked bigg *** time!!!! proble most F'ed up thing ive ever had hapen. but its funny as **** when i look back at it

 

never **** myself. but just last sat my and my boy were at the bar, and he walked to out of nowhere and was like dude take me home i was like why he just insisted that i need to take him home. i was like dude wtf is up and he was like dude i just pissed all down the front of my pants lmao. somehow i talked him into staying at the bar with the huge **** mark on his pants lol, i was like bro its dark nobody will notice--its cool relax.....he did lol what an asshat

 

You're such a good friend

 

ah sharted once after I got done eating arbys I never have sh** myself that I could remember.

 

i never pooed myself, but i farted really loud during a MEAP test in the 4th grade.

 

We just had this discussion last week. Marino was talking about it and he says "I mean, who ***** there pants, right?" and I said "I **** my pants at least once a year."

It just happens.

On a related note. We once knew this Asian chap named Moy. And we were all out at a sports bar. Can't remember the place of it. But we got there a bit early and got some food and decided to wait for the night crowd. Well, about an hour later, we all smell something. Turns out, Moy shat himself. But the thing is, he wouldn't leave. He had his car there. He had nothing going on. We kept telling him, "Dude, you have to go home." and he wouldn't. He had khakis on too, and it was clearly visible, so he just sat at his table. Never hung out with Moy again. And ever since then, to "Moy" has become a word we use. When you smell something, you ask "Did you Moy?"

try it. it's catchy. "Hey, did you Moy?"

 

it's funny cause a guy who hangs out with us, his last name is Mooi (pronounced MOY) and he talks like he has **** packed in his mouth,
Anywho...Back in High School my buddies came into the locker room after wrestling practice to find Mooi standing there with his underwear on the bench, with a HUGE **** stain on the damn thing, now we call him "**** Stain," or "**** Mouth"

Big Jarsh

 

I farted REALLY loud in the 8th grade and turned around and blamed it on you......


and the class thought it was you!!!!!!

 

 

 

in my 3rd grade field trip from six flags marine world... we were brought back by a parent waaay ahead of the school bus and we had to wait in the classroom .. i had to **** hella badly so i took a **** and once i started peein i had the urge to poo so i let er rip and the janitor was one mad fucer the next morning hahahahaah ah the good ol child memories

 

I went to work so freaking Hung over on tuesday, i had the Beer ***** like crazy, I had a couple close calls, but in the end I made it through...


Big Jarsh

 

tell the truth you couldnt get out of the power ranger riding suit in time...

 

yes, matt, I wear my Power Ranger suit in the freaking winter time, you Dolt...

at least i ride you schmeckel


Big Jarsh

 

yea.. well I work...damn...you win