Schwartz... I told ya it would work
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Schwartz... I told ya it would work
So the other day, Schwartz calls me up, and he's like "Hey bro, what's up?" and I'm just chillin' and mackin' and I said "Nuthin' FOO!" and then he says "Hey DS? (he's allowed to call me that, cause we're homies) can I ask you sumfin?" and says to the brotha, I says... "Yeah man, you can."
and then he hits me with it. Muthaf*cka done asked me BOUT MY GAME! He's like "How you pull so many fine bitches? I tried whut you said 'bout shavin' the head, and polishin' up my 15s real nice, but I ain't got sh*t" He started askin' 'bout why I be always havin' girls just JOCKIN on me all the time. So you know what happened? I TOLD HIM! I TOLD HIM THE SECRETS OF THE GAME!
#1. Get a Gixxer
#2. Get a tan
He didn't balee me at first, and was like "SHEEEEEEIT!? That's IT?" and said "MuthaF*cka, that's IT!" So he agreed to try it.
My boy Schwartz just stopped by to show me his new Gixxer, his tan, and his fine *** BITCH. I snapped this picture while he was leaving
and then he hits me with it. Muthaf*cka done asked me BOUT MY GAME! He's like "How you pull so many fine bitches? I tried whut you said 'bout shavin' the head, and polishin' up my 15s real nice, but I ain't got sh*t" He started askin' 'bout why I be always havin' girls just JOCKIN on me all the time. So you know what happened? I TOLD HIM! I TOLD HIM THE SECRETS OF THE GAME!
#1. Get a Gixxer
#2. Get a tan
He didn't balee me at first, and was like "SHEEEEEEIT!? That's IT?" and said "MuthaF*cka, that's IT!" So he agreed to try it.
My boy Schwartz just stopped by to show me his new Gixxer, his tan, and his fine *** BITCH. I snapped this picture while he was leaving
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Re: Schwartz... I told ya it would work
Yo Dawg we bout to go roll up on some honeys tonight or what. Got a gang a hoochey ready to roll out. I gotta hit up the tanners at 3:00 den gotta clean the 15's I B rollen out afta Dat.
Holla.
Tanks for the advice!!!
Holla.
Tanks for the advice!!!
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Re: Schwartz... I told ya it would work
I already know how the night's going to go:
7:35PM, schwartz pulls up to the club; BAM, 3 honeys jump on his arms, and start blabbering about hwo he's the ****, especially since he's the CEO of a stunt team, and also the president.
8:35, BAM BAM, Schwartz puts em to bed. ST rolls phat up in that bia. Suddenly, DING DONG, the rest of ST and supporting staff pull up, they break out and hit the streets in their fly whips...you know how they do it. Rolling deep.
9:45PM They macked so hard, the wheels fell of Matt's car, but he's such a pimp that he reached out both windows, picked up teh car, and BAM, Fred Flintstoned that beyotch..
10:45PM, Scwartz pulls back into his fly crib and kicks back, knowing that it's good to be king.
7:35PM, schwartz pulls up to the club; BAM, 3 honeys jump on his arms, and start blabbering about hwo he's the ****, especially since he's the CEO of a stunt team, and also the president.
8:35, BAM BAM, Schwartz puts em to bed. ST rolls phat up in that bia. Suddenly, DING DONG, the rest of ST and supporting staff pull up, they break out and hit the streets in their fly whips...you know how they do it. Rolling deep.
9:45PM They macked so hard, the wheels fell of Matt's car, but he's such a pimp that he reached out both windows, picked up teh car, and BAM, Fred Flintstoned that beyotch..
10:45PM, Scwartz pulls back into his fly crib and kicks back, knowing that it's good to be king.
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Re: Schwartz... I told ya it would work
What a good nights sleep I had last night. Dreaming is good. AHHHHHH!!!!! I'm such a Player!
"Pimpen aint easy but it's nessary
I'm cheasen Bithces like Tom chase Jerry,
Told me my best friend was a 10 and a 20
pockets never skinny."
"Pimpen aint easy but it's nessary
I'm cheasen Bithces like Tom chase Jerry,
Told me my best friend was a 10 and a 20
pockets never skinny."
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Re: Schwartz... I told ya it would work
hey yo schwartz just hit me up on my celly and was like BOOM ITS ON, and i was like YO, WORD! he said he would scoop me up and we would go pick some of his bitches and do the damn thang nahh meannnn! so we went and skooped these honies up and schwartz was all like "yo,yo,yo whazzz up hunnies" and just looked at him like SNAP how does he do it know what im sayin'? so we hit the strip in his whip with them polished *** cromie hub caps he be ballin on' **** son he made my week chillen with that crazie nukka, holler back whoodie!
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Re: Schwartz... I told ya it would work
Originally Posted by Sonicjay
I already know how the night's going to go:
7:35PM, schwartz pulls up to the club; BAM, 3 honeys jump on his arms, and start blabbering about hwo he's the ****, especially since he's the CEO of a stunt team, and also the president.
8:35, BAM BAM, Schwartz puts em to bed. ST rolls phat up in that bia. Suddenly, DING DONG, the rest of ST and supporting staff pull up, they break out and hit the streets in their fly whips...you know how they do it. Rolling deep.
9:45PM They macked so hard, the wheels fell of Matt's car, but he's such a pimp that he reached out both windows, picked up teh car, and BAM, Fred Flintstoned that beyotch..
10:45PM, Scwartz pulls back into his fly crib and kicks back, knowing that it's good to be king.
7:35PM, schwartz pulls up to the club; BAM, 3 honeys jump on his arms, and start blabbering about hwo he's the ****, especially since he's the CEO of a stunt team, and also the president.
8:35, BAM BAM, Schwartz puts em to bed. ST rolls phat up in that bia. Suddenly, DING DONG, the rest of ST and supporting staff pull up, they break out and hit the streets in their fly whips...you know how they do it. Rolling deep.
9:45PM They macked so hard, the wheels fell of Matt's car, but he's such a pimp that he reached out both windows, picked up teh car, and BAM, Fred Flintstoned that beyotch..
10:45PM, Scwartz pulls back into his fly crib and kicks back, knowing that it's good to be king.
BAM! 
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