Its not about the fame or the fortune to most of us, its about the friday night drives to god knows where to ride and hang with friends all weekend. Its about meeting people u have no background with what so ever, and making life long friends out of it. Its about an underground movement that makes us superheros to the weakhearted and psycos to the norms of society. Its about the arguing on SL for no reason,B-dubs, and ghetto wheelies, trips to canada with no taillight and paper plates to see if u can make it through customs. Its about the hours of shooting video and editing it with friends, so in the end u can show to friends and family and them watch in disgust that u took a $10,000 machine and do things to it that we not ment to be done, talking ur boys Girlfriend into letting his leash go so u can go ride. so many more things that follow these few examples but to long to list, if u can read this and have no true connection to it then u have lost why u ever started to begin with!

 

:YEAH

Flip

 

I used to work in a firehydrant factory

You couldn't park anywhere near the place.



What was Davey Crockets Last words???

Where the F*ck did all these landscapers come from???

More to come when I think of them...

Big Jarsh

 

Yeah or when you listen to enough of Steven Wright!

Flip

 

Sorry Fliper My boy Eric was over and told me those...


Anywho Back on Topic...


Here's a few shorties.

Going fast is a great way to feel
but nothing is better then when your up on one wheel.
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You ride on the back seat and hang on tight
You better get ready for a long crazy night.
You're what we call a B-dub
You're there for one reason
after I give you a ride, it's me you'd better be pleasin'
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When you came into my life all I wanted to do was ride.
But all that changed with you by my side
I almost gave up riding to be with you
and because of that they called me Cuddles 2
That didn't bother me at all
I spent all my time with you I felt my self start to Fall
As time went on you became more distant
Times got tough but I was persistant
try as we may things didn't work out
You said lets just be friends, I know that's just a Copout
I know your back with your Baby's daddy
I treated you like a queen, but he treats you like ****
I have no regrets and I won't hold a Grudge
But that's the last time I let someone become more then A B-Dub
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Big Jarsh

 

Over for you maybe. I'm gonna ride!!

 

I once new a guy named Bart
His girlfriend was a real sweetheart
But now they are apart
One day Bart went to Wal Mart
To buy some pants and some bathroom art
When he went to grab a shopping cart
Bart released a little Fart
Shocked by what happened
Bart realized that in his pants was Shart
Poor Bart had Track Marks
He immediately jumped into his car
And headed home to his house on Meadowlark
Normally when he got home his dog would bark
But the house was dark
And his dog wasn’t that smart
When he walked in the house he heard a
Snarl and a growl
He already smelled fowl
Bart thought it was his bowel
The he heard a howl
Then the dog bit him like a shark
Ouch! He said, what the Fark!
Damn Dog!

 

Damnit Matt, quit copieing intellegent articles and pasting them! See....

Entry: Stunt
Function: noun
Definition: trick
Synonyms: achievement, act, antic, caper, deed, exploit, feat, feature, performance, sketch, skit .....
def..

stunt1 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (stnt)
tr.v. stunt·ed, stunt·ing, stunts
To check the growth or development of.

n.
One that stunts.
One that is stunted.
A plant disease that causes dwarfing.
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stunt2 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (stnt)
n.
A feat displaying unusual strength, skill, or daring.
Something done to attract attention or publicity.

intr.v. stunt·ed, stunt·ing, stunts
To perform stunts or a stunt.
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Main Entry: stunt
Pronunciation: 'st&nt
Function: transitive verb
: to hinder the normal growth, development, or progress of <an emotionally stunted child>
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Stunt

\Stunt\, n. [Cf. Stint a task.] A feat hard to perform; an act which is striking for the skill, strength, or the like, required to do it; a feat. [Colloq.]

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Stunt

\Stunt\, v. t. [imp. & p. p. Stunted; p. pr. & vb. n. Stunting.] [See Stint.] To hinder from growing to the natural size; to prevent the growth of; to stint, to dwarf; as, to stunt a child; to stunt a plant.

When, by a cold penury, I blast the abilities of a nation, and stunt the growth of its active energies, the ill or may do is beyond all calculation. --Burke
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Wich are you?

 

The first indication we got that there was trouble was this constant banging sound on our ceiling. I didn't think much of it, figuring it was just the stupid ****** bouncing a basketball, untill I noticed that I heard someone saying "Ouch" after every hit. The brother was bouncing her squash off the floor like a tennis ball. Soon after, the main event took place in the foyer in front of myself and several other neighbors. The brother had this bitch up against the wall holding her up by the front of her shirt and dude, he was unloading on her. This guy would reach back as far as he could and unload one bomb after another on her face. Each hit drove her head into the wall and sent a huge spray of blood and snot flying into the air. If this bitch wasn't such a pain in the ***, we might have stepped in and helped, but as it were we found ourselves actually cheering him on and offering suggestions as to how he could inflict more damage to her. After a while, he bored with just punching her lites out and switched to speedbagging her with both hands. It didn’t take long for her to be a crumpled pile of **** on the floor so he switched over to using his boots on her. I tell you, I have never seen anyone take the kind of beating he dished out. Her face looked like 10 pounds of raw hamburger. After watching him put the boots to her for 5 or 10 minutes one of my neighbors said that maybe it was time to call the cops and put an end to the beating. The brother heard this and asked us to give him 10 minutes to pack his bags and scram before we called the cops. We were so grateful to him for giving her the beatdown we all wanted to give her, we agreed and let him boogie.

 

when we do things in life, we do them for a reson, and to this reason we may not know for days nor centuries, but the truth of why we did what we did shall unvail itself in due course. It is up to us to decide as to what should be done with this knowledge we have obtained from the reasons of our doings, and to this my friend i say to thee "carpe deim"- matt keller

 

brining this thread back to life