anyone ever wake up and wanna slap everyone who crosses their path twice

 

yea... come here

 

See even if it means absofukinglutely nothing...

 

K maybe this Sat :YEAH

 

yup thats thats the word yo !

 

K since we're all in such a good mood.

The Marriage Bed

The young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding
night and demanded $20 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly
aroused state, he readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they
made love for the next 30 years, him thinking it was a cute way for her to buy new
clothes, etc.

Arriving home around noon one day, she found her husband in a
very drunken state. Over the next few minutes she heard of the ravages of
financial ruin caused by corporate down sizing and it's effects on a 50 year
old executive. He was fired.

Calmly, she handed him a bank book showing deposits and interest
for 30 years totaling nearly $1 million dollars. Pointing across the parking
lot, she gestured toward the local bank while handing him stock
certificates worth nearly $2 million dollars and informing him that he was the largest
stockholder in the bank. She told him that for 30 years she had charged him each
time they had sex, and this was the result of her investments.

By now he was distraught and beating his head against the side of the car. She
asked him why the disappointment at such good news and he replied, "If I had
known what you were doing, I would have given you all of my business!"

Men have no idea when to keep their mouth shut.

 

neat !!

 

 

Joanna and Ciji


p.s. Holy 2,726 posts...... hold on to your nipples, cause we are going for a ride!