So I'm talkin' to this hot chick on the phone right? She's at work and bored, and called me. And the conversation gets a bit raunchy, and I throw out a term that she apparently hasn't heard before...

And she asks me what it means. I say "Nevermind" She asks again, and I say..."Nevermind" It's fun to tease chicks like that. They get all annoyed. She gets tired of asking me, and decides to find out what it means on her own. Soooo.... she gets on the PA system at her work and asks her friend who works there...."Hey Stephanie.... what's a TUBESTEAK?"



Needless to say, I was dying laughing. She asked over the PA!!! Her boss came over and had a word or two with her and now she's mad at me.



I am the funniest motherf*cker you know.

 

 

good one, maybe you should of offered her your salami instead

 

LOL! I just recently heard that word, tube steak. took me a min to get it then i died laughing!

 

I can't believe she asked that over the PA

 

Good thing you didnt say blumpkin....

Gawd that **** is hilarious...

Love the stories.. love the stories..

 

Or even ask about the "taint", "boover", even worse to borrow your "Felching Straw"

Yeah MIke, I love your stories, definitly makes me laugh at work

 

3 new ones.. care to elaborate....

 

Taint = the oh so smooth area, between da ***** and your ***
Boover = new one on me too... Keith?
Felching Straw = Never heard it before, but when I put the two words together, I can only imagine and shudder.

Keith, you stay away from my little sister. Ya heard?

 

PS. She just called me and again expressed her anger at me. And then said she's coming over tonight.

 

Oh come on you know the taint! Just think about....it's actually a very sensitive area so any good girl needs to be aware of it...kinda like the G-spot on a girl, gotta be able to hit those special places

 

Give her the show and tell demo on the tubesteak...


I remember "taint" now.. Just not the others...

 

Yea me either what are the other ones?

 

Boover is the man version, and taint is usually the women version, area of skin from nut sack to chocolate starfish(boover), and taint is the skin from hole to hole on women(taint).
Kelly if that is your G(Grafenburg) spot you got problems,......j/k, most g-spots are located to the front inside of the vagina, behind the labian wall and pubic bone, but hell if yours is that accessable, If I was you I would leave home.

Now for Felching,
Let me fill you in on how I found out about this definition...
I was in Chosen Books(a Gay book store, and video rental for the male rainbow clients) in Royal Oak looking for a new **** ring(s), gay men get all the real good stuff for their g-units(best places to go for lube, and g-unit equip), anyway I came across some silver, gold plated straws with flared ends on them, my some what normal mind was thinking they were a wierd coke(white powder stuff) straw, asked the guy behind counter because they just seemed wierd with the flared end, "What are these"
His reply a "Felching Straw", OK now what is felching, "well it is when someone blows in an orfice(sp)/Hole, and this flared end of the straw gets place in first and the other partner has a nice
*** Cocktail", I was definitly out of the loop on that one, I asked is this just a Gay/Lesbian thing, guy say "Definitly not we have Hetero couple come in here all the time and buy them, would you liek to look at one"
Man, I thought I know alot on the sex field

 

The DR. is in.....

 

See Mike,
I always felt that sexual knowledge is a powerful tool

 

Actually it's reffered to as a taint on men as well sometimes. I've never heard it called that on a woman but I don't generally discuss women's private areas


Oh and LMAO at *** Cocktail

 

Gross....

 

I didn't say it was hot, Fast Finger Jay did.....

 

Very gross.

Well, each to their own, I guess.

K