and here all the time I was more concerned about the talents of the tool and not the knowledge in the brain it was attached to

keith I swear sometimes you do more than just make me say "hmm....."

E.

 

That is freaking hilarious. Good ol *%$^@! Knowing this girl makes this story THAT much more funny! Just so you know she dosent come over too see you





she comes to see the executioner

 

 

the Executioner is one of DetroitStyles pet rats. Mike likes to think that this girl likes to come over to see him, what he dosent know is that she is just really fond of this one rat.....and moose tracks ice cream

 

Pet rat huh? That's pretty gay...this girl is a lil' strange if she comes over to see it

 

she is a lot strange, but lots of fun too

 

 

You need to tell her if she doesn't play with the trouser snake, it's going to eat her favorite rat.

 

1. Watchyomouf. My rats are wicked cool.
2. Don't let Coach fool you. She's there to see me.
3. Coach. Shhh on the details. It's on the DL, remember?

 

with all the females you got comin over these days, no one would ever know who we be talkin bout. even though they all come to see the rats!

 

this thread inspired me to look up some sexual definitions to see if i could find anything i don't know and well i haven't found what i was looking for but i did run across a few humorous sexual definitions......

A MANS PERFECT BREAKFAST:

You're sitting at the breakfast table and:

You're on the cover of Forbes.

Your son is on the box of Wheaties.

Your mistress is on the cover of Playboy.

Your wife is on the back of the milk carton.

 

CONFOUNDED SEX
A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said that the cost would be $3,500 for "small," $6,500 for "medium," and $14,000 for "large."

The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking quite dejected.

"Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor.

The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen".

 

QUIET SEX:
Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?"

She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!"

 

ok enough of that

 

it TAINT your ***** and it TAINT your ***

 

it TAINT ***** and it TAINT *** is the way i was taught, but i guess it depends on which way you row your boat lol :YEAH :YEAH

 

You just think of it that way to remind you that you TAINT going to put anything in either one

 

Nate, that new avatar is all you bro!

 

wow great glad someone finally filled me in on why i wasn't gettin any....thanks lol

 

Better? lol