So this catholic guy, a baptist guy and this Mormon guy were talking about their families. The Catholic guy says you know, I have a fairly large family of 4 kids, one more and I could have a basketball team. The Baptist guy nearby listening to all this says "you know I am real family oriented and all, I have 10 kids, one more and I would have a football team." The Mormon listening to all this thinks hard and stares off in space and has a grin on his face. The other guys look at him and ask "alright what are you thinking about??" The Mormon responds, " I have 17 wives, one more and I would have a golf course."