John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been
suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the
two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered,"I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just
roommates." About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So, he sat down and wrote, "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But, the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner." Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Julie. But, the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom. Lesson of
the day: Don't lie to your mother.

 

That was a really good one!!

 

that was good

 

thats old but funny

 

theyre all odd to someone.....

i must have heard this one like 2 years ago

 

dewd thats so 12 years ago lol, i have that one from a u.s. mail forward lol its that old


haha still good