Joke of the day...
Joke of the day...
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old
son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of
*****es who want off, get the hell off now... because this is the last stop!
And all of you sons of *****es who are getting on, get your asses on the
train cause we're going down the tracks.
The horrified mother went in and told her son, " We don't use
that kind of language in this house. Now, I want you to go to your room and
you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with
your train...but I want you to use nice language.
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed
playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son
say..."All passengers, please remember to take all of your belongings with
you.
We thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you
will ride with us again soon!"
She heard her little darling continue..."for those of you just
boarding, remember there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have
a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you
who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the ***** in the
kitchen.....
son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of
*****es who want off, get the hell off now... because this is the last stop!
And all of you sons of *****es who are getting on, get your asses on the
train cause we're going down the tracks.
The horrified mother went in and told her son, " We don't use
that kind of language in this house. Now, I want you to go to your room and
you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with
your train...but I want you to use nice language.
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed
playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son
say..."All passengers, please remember to take all of your belongings with
you.
We thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you
will ride with us again soon!"
She heard her little darling continue..."for those of you just
boarding, remember there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have
a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you
who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the ***** in the
kitchen.....
Re: Joke of the day...
Originally Posted by Supafly
Wow you dug something up thats older than your Trailblazer project

To prove how old it is, its not even a trailblazer, but its the old discontinued blazer....
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