It's hard to find jokes that are clean these days but, here it goes, not a dirty word is used.........

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies," It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.

 

 

 

 

Good One!!!

 

nice dude!