A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she
>> wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were loose and
>> flapping. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be
>> kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.
>>
>> Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three
>> roses carefully placed beside her on the bed.
>> Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked
>> you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
>>
>> The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality
>> and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went
>> through this all by yourself."
>>
>> "The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery
>>
>>and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time
>> ago."
>>
>> "And what about the third rose?" she asked.
>>
>> "Oh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to
>> thank you for his new ears.

 

That's a good one.

 

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good ****...bwahahaaahaa

 

LOL That **** was funny :YEAH