Lesson Number One:

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A small rabbit saw the
crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do
nothing all day long?"
The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat
on the ground below
the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared,
jumped on the rabbit
and ate it.

Management Lesson?

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting
very, very high up.





Lesson Number Two:

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be
able to get to the
top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't
got the energy." Well,
why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied
the bull. "They're
packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of
dung and found that
it actually gave him enough strength to reach the
lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached
the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly
perched at the top of the
tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who
shot the turkey out of
the tree.

Management Lesson?

Bull **** might get you to the top, but it won't keep
you there.




Lesson Number Three:

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was
so cold the bird froze
and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was
lying there, a cow
came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen
bird lay there in the
pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was.
The dung was actually
thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and
soon began to sing for
joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to
investigate. Following
the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile
of cow dung, and
promptly dug him out and ate him.





Management Lesson?

1) Not everyone who ***** on you is your enemy.

2) Not everyone who gets you out of **** is your
friend.

3) And when you're in deep ****, it's best to keep
your mouth shut!