A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting.

He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail. The cabbie said (adopt appropriate dialect), "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.

One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport.

Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make theguy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan.

The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a ride to the airport," he asked? "Fifteen bucks," came the reply. "And how much for you to give me a ******* on the way?" "What?! Get the hell out of my cab." The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result.

When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks." The businessman said "ok" and off they went. Then, as the drove slowly past the long line of cabs the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.

 

LMFAO nice one!

 

haha thats pretty good, i had a joke too but now im going to keep it myself

 

Matt I need your email again to send those pics I lost it

 

Nekkid hippie pics? leasnit@gmail.com

 

lol, that was preety damn good

 

Have fun with the spam dumbass.

 

You paint that truck yet?

 

Its outta my hands .. I dont paint... waitin on ppl..

 

LMFAO!

 

Daaaaaaamn, wait much longer and you could have learned how.
Don't be skeeeered!

 

I know how .. I used to paint at my old shop, but thats industrial ... lil diffrent ... wouldnt have newhere to shoot it even if I wanted to try.. LOL

 

Ha ha ha no

 

Teaser.

 

Teaser? Mmmmmk

 

 

Telephone conversation goes:
"Hello, is this the police?
"Yes it is. How can we help you?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbour, Wazza. He's hiding cocaine
inside his firewood!"
"Thank you very much for the call."
The next day, police officers descend on Wazza's house in great numbers.
They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is
kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no
cocaine. They swear at Wazza and leave.
The phone rings at Wazza's house.
"Hey, Wazz. Did the cops come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop up your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday", maaaaate!!!!

 

No offense girlie, the first one was better...

But yers is way better than this
What do ya call a swimming quadropalegic?????



















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