5 YEAR Anniversary!!
5 YEAR Anniversary!!
This guy and girl were making mad passionate love celebrating their five year anniversary. He had her bent over on the bed, just going to towm on her.
She turns her head to her lover and says " honey just for this special occasion can we maybe try the other hole???"
The guy just all of a sudden stops mid pump and looks her straight in the face and says " Are you F$#KING crazy bitch??? You can get pregnant that way stupid!!!!!!"
She turns her head to her lover and says " honey just for this special occasion can we maybe try the other hole???"
The guy just all of a sudden stops mid pump and looks her straight in the face and says " Are you F$#KING crazy bitch??? You can get pregnant that way stupid!!!!!!"
Re: 5 YEAR Anniversary!!
Originally posted by DieselC
This guy and girl were making mad passionate love celebrating their five year anniversary. He had her bent over on the bed, just going to towm on her.
She turns her head to her lover and says " honey just for this special occasion can we maybe try the other hole???"
The guy just all of a sudden stops mid pump and looks her straight in the face and says " Are you F$#KING crazy bitch??? You can get pregnant that way stupid!!!!!!"
This guy and girl were making mad passionate love celebrating their five year anniversary. He had her bent over on the bed, just going to towm on her.
She turns her head to her lover and says " honey just for this special occasion can we maybe try the other hole???"
The guy just all of a sudden stops mid pump and looks her straight in the face and says " Are you F$#KING crazy bitch??? You can get pregnant that way stupid!!!!!!"
That was funny.....How about this one?
This couple has been togeather for a couple of years, maddly in love.
The women says to her man at dinner. Hun I want a bigger chest and its only gonna cost about $7,000....
Her man says, We can't afford 7 grand are you crazy!!??
She says "but I wont ever feel right with myself if I don't do this"
The man says why dont you try rubbing toilet paper between you chest?
Women asks "Hows is that gonna make my chest bigger"
Man says...Don't know, but it seems to have worked on your a$$
This couple has been togeather for a couple of years, maddly in love.
The women says to her man at dinner. Hun I want a bigger chest and its only gonna cost about $7,000....
Her man says, We can't afford 7 grand are you crazy!!??
She says "but I wont ever feel right with myself if I don't do this"
The man says why dont you try rubbing toilet paper between you chest?
Women asks "Hows is that gonna make my chest bigger"
Man says...Don't know, but it seems to have worked on your a$$
Originally posted by Casper600
That was funny.....How about this one?
This couple has been togeather for a couple of years, maddly in love.
The women says to her man at dinner. Hun I want a bigger chest and its only gonna cost about $7,000....
Her man says, We can't afford 7 grand are you crazy!!??
She says "but I wont ever feel right with myself if I don't do this"
The man says why dont you try rubbing toilet paper between you chest?
Women asks "Hows is that gonna make my chest bigger"
Man says...Don't know, but it seems to have worked on your a$$
That was funny.....How about this one?
This couple has been togeather for a couple of years, maddly in love.
The women says to her man at dinner. Hun I want a bigger chest and its only gonna cost about $7,000....
Her man says, We can't afford 7 grand are you crazy!!??
She says "but I wont ever feel right with myself if I don't do this"
The man says why dont you try rubbing toilet paper between you chest?
Women asks "Hows is that gonna make my chest bigger"
Man says...Don't know, but it seems to have worked on your a$$
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