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Morning Muffin

 

Hi my global yippie... how u been?

 

Rocking it out in NY since Tues. Coming home a day early tho so I'll be home tonight YAY!!! :YEAH

 

I'm heading out to San Diego today, gonna watch my lil' brother graduate into a full blown US Marine! :YEAH

 

I was there two 3 weeks ago we went on the USS Midway for a dinner reception it was fun where is he graduating at?

 

Here is some useful morning information...

For those of you who just thought you knew everything, here's a
refresher
course...............

Now you know everything :











The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for
blood
plasma.



No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.



Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.



You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.



Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age
or
older.



The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.



The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.



American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive
from
each salad served in first-class.



Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

(Since Venus is normally associated with women what does this tell
you!)


Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the
morning.


Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.





The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.



So did the first "Marlboro Man."



Walt Disney was afraid of mice.



Pearls melt in vinegar.



The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola,
and
Budweiser, in that order.



It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.



A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.



Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6)
feet
away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the
flush.
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)



Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first U.S. president whose name
contains
all the letters from the word "criminal." The second ?



William Jefferson Clinton

(Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!?!!)



And the best for last.....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.



(I know some people like that; don't YOU?)



Now you know everything there is to know.



Of importance, that is!

 

Awww Nutin Like A Waste Of A Post - Get Em Ronnie

 

The MCRD in San Diego. Right by the airport.

I'm outie!

 

Well, I'm stuck here on the plane in the ATL. We we're ahead of time about 5 minutes. Looked like for ONCE today, we were gonna be on a flight that was on time. But we got delayed about 15 minutes for another connecting flight that was late too. But 15 minute delay's seem to be par for the course today.

Remember to fly AirTran airlines. Airtran airlines, where a 60% on time is a pipedream!

 

Man.. Did you not look at your tickets... You chose a flight to San Diego with a Layover in ATL....

Unless of course its a military flight, then I understand.....

 

Flint - ATL - Las Vegas - San Diego, cheapest flight possible

And what's worse, airtran never forwarded our luggage to america west in Las vegas. So we're here in san diego, and our luggage is in vegas. god I hate airtran!

Oh well, tomorrow's gonna be one hell'uva day :YEAH

 

Is that the picture from the recruiting office? Unless things have changed and thats the way they're taking them in bootcamp now.

 

No, that was his senior pic.