Here's a good Monday morning funny! WELL I'M OFF TO VEGAS wish me luck on the tables!!! :YEAH

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A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare.

I'd really rather have a job."


The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your
clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.

You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will
have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above
the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".

The guy says, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."

 

wanna do it later?

 

beat it,get outta here

 

lol

-=bmacd=-

 

lmfao...

 

*checking schedule* Hmmmm sorry babe but I'm washing my hair. maybe some other time?

 

k - how about tomorrow - we can shave each others *** hairs

 

That won't work either I shaved my *** hairs yesterday! Damn let me see...well we could wax your back on Friday?!?!

 

na i did that this morning

 

We'll our schedules are clearly out of sync!