> A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
> counter and says, "Hi! I hate drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a
> job."
>
> The man behind the welfare desk says, "Your timing is excellent. We just
got
> a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
> chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive
> around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of
the
> long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on
her
> overseas holiday trips. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
>
> The guy says, "You're bullshitting me."
>
> The welfare clerk says, "Yeah, well, you started it."

 

 

i ususally hear, "I pay your salary"..that's when I chime in and repeated it back but add when they take my taxes!

 

thats funny sh*t