Damn.. Already an eventful Saturday.
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Damn.. Already an eventful Saturday.
1. So I just got out the shower and notice my dog is going kinda nuts by the door.. hurry up n throw some pants on.. go to the door.. Now normally I would look out the window and notice I have no clue who they were and would not aswer, but I am sure the slight hangove effected my judgement so I open the door.. What do you know.. 2 fochin bible thumpers. They kinda look up.. and see they have a half naked midget with tats and pierced nipples standing in front of em.. I think I shocked them more than me.. The one guy asks if they caught me at a bad time. I scratched my nuts and said yes.. Then they asked me if they could come back.. I hacked up a loogy and said no.. Need less to say they attempted to hand me a pamphlet which I politley said no thanks to as I shut the door.. I know where the church is.. I dont need it brought to me thank you very much... 
now for the topper
2. Now I was trying to head to the bank to cash an expense check.. Bout 3 dollars shy of 2k.. But I cant find the damn thing any where... THen I thought maybe I might have mixed it in with some papers that got thrown out.. I did.. Only those papers were thrown in the can that my boy Matt booted up his 2:30AM Post Emerald Theatre Hungry Howies $5 special in.. Yeah.. So needless to say I spent 15 minutes trying to clean puke off of a $2000 check with paper towel, febreeze (to not freak out the teller with a stanky check), and a hair dryer.. and all the while trying not to puke myself while I am doing this.. Needless to say the check is clean and I am off to the bank...
If the morning has already been this weird, I think I am staying in tonight to watch Little House on the Prairie...
now for the topper
2. Now I was trying to head to the bank to cash an expense check.. Bout 3 dollars shy of 2k.. But I cant find the damn thing any where... THen I thought maybe I might have mixed it in with some papers that got thrown out.. I did.. Only those papers were thrown in the can that my boy Matt booted up his 2:30AM Post Emerald Theatre Hungry Howies $5 special in.. Yeah.. So needless to say I spent 15 minutes trying to clean puke off of a $2000 check with paper towel, febreeze (to not freak out the teller with a stanky check), and a hair dryer.. and all the while trying not to puke myself while I am doing this.. Needless to say the check is clean and I am off to the bank...
If the morning has already been this weird, I think I am staying in tonight to watch Little House on the Prairie...
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Re: Damn.. Already an eventful Saturday.
Originally Posted by ChoCha
1. So I just got out the shower and notice my dog is going kinda nuts by the door.. hurry up n throw some pants on.. go to the door.. Now normally I would look out the window and notice I have no clue who they were and would not aswer, but I am sure the slight hangove effected my judgement so I open the door.. What do you know.. 2 fochin bible thumpers. They kinda look up.. and see they have a half naked midget with tats and pierced nipples standing in front of em.. I think I shocked them more than me.. The one guy asks if they caught me at a bad time. I scratched my nuts and said yes.. Then they asked me if they could come back.. I hacked up a loogy and said no.. Need less to say they attempted to hand me a pamphlet which I politley said no thanks to as I shut the door.. I know where the church is.. I dont need it brought to me thank you very much...
now for the topper
2. Now I was trying to head to the bank to cash an expense check.. Bout 3 dollars shy of 2k.. But I cant find the damn thing any where... THen I thought maybe I might have mixed it in with some papers that got thrown out.. I did.. Only those papers were thrown in the can that my boy Matt booted up his 2:30AM Post Emerald Theatre Hungry Howies $5 special in.. Yeah.. So needless to say I spent 15 minutes trying to clean puke off of a $2000 check with paper towel, febreeze (to not freak out the teller with a stanky check), and a hair dryer.. and all the while trying not to puke myself while I am doing this.. Needless to say the check is clean and I am off to the bank...
If the morning has already been this weird, I think I am staying in tonight to watch Little House on the Prairie...
now for the topper
2. Now I was trying to head to the bank to cash an expense check.. Bout 3 dollars shy of 2k.. But I cant find the damn thing any where... THen I thought maybe I might have mixed it in with some papers that got thrown out.. I did.. Only those papers were thrown in the can that my boy Matt booted up his 2:30AM Post Emerald Theatre Hungry Howies $5 special in.. Yeah.. So needless to say I spent 15 minutes trying to clean puke off of a $2000 check with paper towel, febreeze (to not freak out the teller with a stanky check), and a hair dryer.. and all the while trying not to puke myself while I am doing this.. Needless to say the check is clean and I am off to the bank...
If the morning has already been this weird, I think I am staying in tonight to watch Little House on the Prairie...
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Re: Damn.. Already an eventful Saturday.
Originally Posted by ChoCha
1. So I just got out the shower and notice my dog is going kinda nuts by the door.. hurry up n throw some pants on.. go to the door.. Now normally I would look out the window and notice I have no clue who they were and would not aswer, but I am sure the slight hangove effected my judgement so I open the door.. What do you know.. 2 fochin bible thumpers. They kinda look up.. and see they have a half naked midget with tats and pierced nipples standing in front of em.. I think I shocked them more than me.. The one guy asks if they caught me at a bad time. I scratched my nuts and said yes.. Then they asked me if they could come back.. I hacked up a loogy and said no.. Need less to say they attempted to hand me a pamphlet which I politley said no thanks to as I shut the door.. I know where the church is.. I dont need it brought to me thank you very much...
now for the topper
2. Now I was trying to head to the bank to cash an expense check.. Bout 3 dollars shy of 2k.. But I cant find the damn thing any where... THen I thought maybe I might have mixed it in with some papers that got thrown out.. I did.. Only those papers were thrown in the can that my boy Matt booted up his 2:30AM Post Emerald Theatre Hungry Howies $5 special in.. Yeah.. So needless to say I spent 15 minutes trying to clean puke off of a $2000 check with paper towel, febreeze (to not freak out the teller with a stanky check), and a hair dryer.. and all the while trying not to puke myself while I am doing this.. Needless to say the check is clean and I am off to the bank...
If the morning has already been this weird, I think I am staying in tonight to watch Little House on the Prairie...
now for the topper
2. Now I was trying to head to the bank to cash an expense check.. Bout 3 dollars shy of 2k.. But I cant find the damn thing any where... THen I thought maybe I might have mixed it in with some papers that got thrown out.. I did.. Only those papers were thrown in the can that my boy Matt booted up his 2:30AM Post Emerald Theatre Hungry Howies $5 special in.. Yeah.. So needless to say I spent 15 minutes trying to clean puke off of a $2000 check with paper towel, febreeze (to not freak out the teller with a stanky check), and a hair dryer.. and all the while trying not to puke myself while I am doing this.. Needless to say the check is clean and I am off to the bank...
If the morning has already been this weird, I think I am staying in tonight to watch Little House on the Prairie...
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Re: Damn.. Already an eventful Saturday.
Originally Posted by ChoCha
1. So I just got out the shower and notice my dog is going kinda nuts by the door.. hurry up n throw some pants on.. go to the door.. Now normally I would look out the window and notice I have no clue who they were and would not aswer, but I am sure the slight hangove effected my judgement so I open the door.. What do you know.. 2 fochin bible thumpers. They kinda look up.. and see they have a half naked midget with tats and pierced nipples standing in front of em.. I think I shocked them more than me.. The one guy asks if they caught me at a bad time. I scratched my nuts and said yes.. Then they asked me if they could come back.. I hacked up a loogy and said no.. Need less to say they attempted to hand me a pamphlet which I politley said no thanks to as I shut the door.. I know where the church is.. I dont need it brought to me thank you very much...
now for the topper
2. Now I was trying to head to the bank to cash an expense check.. Bout 3 dollars shy of 2k.. But I cant find the damn thing any where... THen I thought maybe I might have mixed it in with some papers that got thrown out.. I did.. Only those papers were thrown in the can that my boy Matt booted up his 2:30AM Post Emerald Theatre Hungry Howies $5 special in.. Yeah.. So needless to say I spent 15 minutes trying to clean puke off of a $2000 check with paper towel, febreeze (to not freak out the teller with a stanky check), and a hair dryer.. and all the while trying not to puke myself while I am doing this.. Needless to say the check is clean and I am off to the bank...
If the morning has already been this weird, I think I am staying in tonight to watch Little House on the Prairie...
now for the topper
2. Now I was trying to head to the bank to cash an expense check.. Bout 3 dollars shy of 2k.. But I cant find the damn thing any where... THen I thought maybe I might have mixed it in with some papers that got thrown out.. I did.. Only those papers were thrown in the can that my boy Matt booted up his 2:30AM Post Emerald Theatre Hungry Howies $5 special in.. Yeah.. So needless to say I spent 15 minutes trying to clean puke off of a $2000 check with paper towel, febreeze (to not freak out the teller with a stanky check), and a hair dryer.. and all the while trying not to puke myself while I am doing this.. Needless to say the check is clean and I am off to the bank...
If the morning has already been this weird, I think I am staying in tonight to watch Little House on the Prairie...
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Re: Damn.. Already an eventful Saturday.
Originally Posted by Lucky~13
uhhhh......Why not just have them issue another check?
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Re: Damn.. Already an eventful Saturday.
Originally Posted by ChoCha
I dont exaclty feel like waiting for 2 weeks at least for 2grand.. it wasnt that bad.. Just did the ATM deposit..
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Re: Damn.. Already an eventful Saturday.
Originally Posted by sclevela
so wait..................u mean thats a weird morning?
i need a new life...............thats an easy morning for me!
i need a new life...............thats an easy morning for me!
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Re: Damn.. Already an eventful Saturday.
Originally Posted by LEASNIT
Whats a hard morning for ya? .. wakin up with ur boyfriends ***** stuck in ur butt at 5am..
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Re: Damn.. Already an eventful Saturday.
Originally Posted by LEASNIT
Whats a hard morning for ya? .. wakin up with ur boyfriends ***** stuck in ur butt at 5am..
that was once...........and i told u that in strict confidence........i cant believe ud violate my trust like that
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Re: Damn.. Already an eventful Saturday.
Originally Posted by sclevela
that was once...........and i told u that in strict confidence........i cant believe ud violate my trust like that
Sounds like you should be used to getting violated by now...
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