The bullshit thread.
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Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 1,057
From: DFDub, texas
Re: The bullshit thread.
Originally Posted by Lb3
spencer.. that was stupid.. you been hangin around big jason too much.. hahaha.
maybe that might make me funnier
haha 
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Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,088
From: STUNTEX,TX
Re: The bullshit thread.
Originally Posted by Mikie
I wasnt terribly impressed with that vid. But they look like they're having fun. I think its a bit dated though, cause some online **** looks alot newer/tighter.
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Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 5,394
From: TEXAS/MEXICO
Re: The bullshit thread.
Originally Posted by Lb3
Everyone has definitely been slackin on the bs lately so I figured I'd add some.
WHO ALL IS COMING UP IN A COUPLE WEEKS???
WHO ALL IS COMING UP IN A COUPLE WEEKS???
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Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 460
From: ABQ, NM
Re: The bullshit thread.
For all you ****ers who grew up in a small town hahaha
Those who grew up in small towns will laugh when they read this. Those who didn't will be in disbelief.
1) You can name everyone you graduated with.
2) You know what 4-H means.
3) You went to parties at a pasture, barn, gravel pit, or in the middle of a dirt road. On Monday you could always tell who was at the party because of the scratches on their legs from running through the woods when the party was busted. (See #6.)
4) You used to "drag" Main.
5) You said the "F" word and your parents knew within the hour.
6) You scheduled parties around the schedules of different police officers, because you knew which ones would bust you and which ones wouldn't.
7) You could never buy cigarettes because all the store clerks knew how old you were (and if you were old enough, they'd tell your parents anyhow.)
8) When you did find somebody old enough and brave enough to buy cigarettes, you still had to go out into the country and drive on back roads to smoke them.
9) You knew which section of the ditch you would find the beer your buyer dropped off.
10) It was cool to date somebody from the neighboring town.
11) The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
12) You didn't give directions by street names but rather by references. Turn by Nelson's house, go 2 blocks to Anderson's, and it's four houses left of the track field.
13) The golf course had only 9 holes.
14) You couldn't help but date a friend's ex-boyfriend/girlfriend.
15) Your car stayed filthy because of the dirt roads, and you will never own a dark vehicle for this reason.
16) The town next to you was considered "trashy" or "snooty," but was actually just like your town.
17) You referred to anyone with a house newer then 1965 as the "rich people.
18) The people in the "big city" dressed funny, and then you picked up the trend 2 years later.
19) Anyone you wanted could be found at the local gas station or the town bar.
20) You saw at least one friend a week driving a tractor through town or one of your friends driving a grain truck to school occasionally.
21) The gym teacher suggested you haul hay for the summer to get stronger.
22) Directions were given using THE stop light as a reference. (OK, what stop light?)
23) When you decided to walk somewhere for exercise, 5 people would pull over and ask if you wanted a ride.
24) Your teachers called you by your older siblings' names.
25) Your teachers remembered when they taught your parents.
26) You could charge at any local store or write checks without any ID.
27) The closest McDonalds was 25 miles away (or more).
28) The closest mall was over an hour away
29) It was normal to see an old man riding through town on a riding lawn mower.
30) You've pee'd in a cornfield.
31) Most people went by a nickname.
32) You laughed reading this because you know it is true, and you forward it to everyone who may have lived in a small town. I would not have wanted to been raised any other way! Tough times don't last. Tough people do.....
Those who grew up in small towns will laugh when they read this. Those who didn't will be in disbelief.
1) You can name everyone you graduated with.
2) You know what 4-H means.
3) You went to parties at a pasture, barn, gravel pit, or in the middle of a dirt road. On Monday you could always tell who was at the party because of the scratches on their legs from running through the woods when the party was busted. (See #6.)
4) You used to "drag" Main.
5) You said the "F" word and your parents knew within the hour.
6) You scheduled parties around the schedules of different police officers, because you knew which ones would bust you and which ones wouldn't.
7) You could never buy cigarettes because all the store clerks knew how old you were (and if you were old enough, they'd tell your parents anyhow.)
8) When you did find somebody old enough and brave enough to buy cigarettes, you still had to go out into the country and drive on back roads to smoke them.
9) You knew which section of the ditch you would find the beer your buyer dropped off.
10) It was cool to date somebody from the neighboring town.
11) The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
12) You didn't give directions by street names but rather by references. Turn by Nelson's house, go 2 blocks to Anderson's, and it's four houses left of the track field.
13) The golf course had only 9 holes.
14) You couldn't help but date a friend's ex-boyfriend/girlfriend.
15) Your car stayed filthy because of the dirt roads, and you will never own a dark vehicle for this reason.
16) The town next to you was considered "trashy" or "snooty," but was actually just like your town.
17) You referred to anyone with a house newer then 1965 as the "rich people.
18) The people in the "big city" dressed funny, and then you picked up the trend 2 years later.
19) Anyone you wanted could be found at the local gas station or the town bar.
20) You saw at least one friend a week driving a tractor through town or one of your friends driving a grain truck to school occasionally.
21) The gym teacher suggested you haul hay for the summer to get stronger.
22) Directions were given using THE stop light as a reference. (OK, what stop light?)
23) When you decided to walk somewhere for exercise, 5 people would pull over and ask if you wanted a ride.
24) Your teachers called you by your older siblings' names.
25) Your teachers remembered when they taught your parents.
26) You could charge at any local store or write checks without any ID.
27) The closest McDonalds was 25 miles away (or more).
28) The closest mall was over an hour away
29) It was normal to see an old man riding through town on a riding lawn mower.
30) You've pee'd in a cornfield.
31) Most people went by a nickname.
32) You laughed reading this because you know it is true, and you forward it to everyone who may have lived in a small town. I would not have wanted to been raised any other way! Tough times don't last. Tough people do.....
Regular StuntLifer
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 460
From: ABQ, NM
Re: The bullshit thread.
Which catagory do you fall into?!?
My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people:
those who do the work and those that take the credit. He told
me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition
there.
Regular StuntLifer
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 460
From: ABQ, NM
Re: The bullshit thread.
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road, when
she sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf."
The wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the
wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush.
"My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf."
Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood
sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.
"My what big teeth you have, Mr. Wolf."
With that the wolf jumps up and screams,
"Will you knock it off, I'm trying to take a ****!"
she sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf."
The wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the
wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush.
"My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf."
Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood
sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.
"My what big teeth you have, Mr. Wolf."
With that the wolf jumps up and screams,
"Will you knock it off, I'm trying to take a ****!"
