You know you're in Texas in the summertime when:
12-09-2003, 04:58 PM
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You know you're in Texas in the summertime when:
The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
Hot water now comes out of both taps.
You can make sun tea instantly.
You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.
You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt, and pepper.
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
The cows are giving evaporated milk.
The trees are whistling for the dogs.
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You know you're in Texas in the summertime when:
The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
Hot water now comes out of both taps.
You can make sun tea instantly.
You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.
You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt, and pepper.
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
The cows are giving evaporated milk.
The trees are whistling for the dogs.
12-10-2003, 01:31 AM
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That's not eveywhere, lol. I hate getting in a car in the summer time, burn myself every dang time!!! Oh and yeah, it's true when you start trying to drive you barely touch the steering wheel because it's cooking, so your trying with your knees, shirt, and anything else you got while you got your a/c kicking on high pointed at the steering wheel, lol. That's why shaded parking spots are soo wanted, lol. how you liking Dallas Shugga
01-05-2004, 09:20 PM
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LOL....Texas isn't too bad.
I lived in AZ for two year's while going to MMI....Now that place is somethin to b!tch about.
113/120
It's bad when you got to find a f-n cactus for shade!
Salt River tub-n was fun though!
I lived in AZ for two year's while going to MMI....Now that place is somethin to b!tch about.
113/120It's bad when you got to find a f-n cactus for shade!
Salt River tub-n was fun though!
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