Ok it is 4 in the morning! I am drunk so I decide to ride my new pocket bike! I am ridingt it and I hit the tail gate of a guys truck and I start laughin my *** off the guy comes out and yells at me thinking I did damage to his truck but the only damage I did is my my head and bike.
Guy: what the **** are you doing? do you know what time it is?
Me: nope
Guy: if you did any damage to my truck I am going to be pissed!
me: I hope I didn't crack the plastics of my bike
Guy: Do you know how loud you are being?
Me: look at my shirt (arrested me one) do you think I give a **** about what the cops say?
Guy: Maybe I will call the police and the will arrest you
Me: Gotta catch me 1st cause you don't have your keys and I am faster than you.... (I get up and pick up my bike and take off)
Guy" (pissed and knows I'm right and probley goes back inside)
Me: ride inside and shut off the bike and laughing so hard i am cryiing

..... Next week or night on rachaels drunk nights will cont. on!

 

Thats hillarious, I'll do that on the all drunk at my apartments but people actually do call the on me. Nothing that a low speed chase and hiding behind the dumpsters for a few hours dosen't cure though . Keep up the good work girl

 

Good Story!

 

Jordo's sister ran a 50 pinned out into the tailgate of a Ford 250. Tailgate was mangled to hell but the neighbor never noticed. She couldn't stop laughing either.

 

thats awsome, what a kick *** chick!! :YEAH

 

Only you rachael

 

I know I know! I'm the coolest! I give me a month and I will have a DUI on that thing! The 1st day I had it I ran into a dumpster truck cause I tried to do a stopie..... I have road rash on my knee, bottom of my foot, 1/2 of my toe nail is gone, have a big *** bruise on the back of my ankle and on my elbow. I had on cheer shorts and no shoes so that is my fault! But it was rainning last night too! So give me some credit there

Maybe me and my pocket bike should enter in the stunt show! HA HA

 

thats just hilarious....drunken pocket bike stuntin....now what show doesn't need that????

 

i remember that ****, I was out back when the neighbor went to work, walked right past the rear bumper, and didnt notice a thing....... lol

man, did i drink some beer that night

 

yes you did... WHITE BOIEEE! mayonaise face!

 

funny thing is. i don't remember that............. lol