the type of wheelies can tell alot about a persons sex life there are 4 kinds of types. 1) 2 pump chump for those who have to strain to get it up 2) the average not to short not to long moderate type by no means aggressive 3) crash and burn type that just dont give a *** who where how or how long and finally my personal favorite 4) long hard strong fuking insane neck breaker that you just ride out through all the gears till tou lose all feeling in your arms and cant hold on any longer so you set her down nice and easy posible a little head shake and tank slap with a big cloud of burn rubber and a sharp high pitch squawk out from under what you just rode hard and put up wet. which catagory do you fit

 

 

Who you be, must introduce or choose to die. OH YEAH, I like number 4 other than the slight tank slap I can due without. Flip and Tony like number 0......ride it for one inch and one inch high and then go home and cry in the fetal position and call out "Mommy" from being a scared little baby.

 

he cant be too cool he rides a suzuki unless its pimp daddy hoover

 

Yepper. I predict the bike is Yellow, but slower than ****.

 

That better not be a honda crack or I will give your boy a black sharpie and let him loose in your freshly painted home.

 

I predict the bike is Red,Yellow and Black. And i bet it is a Suzuki GSXR750 and is super nice..... I also Predict Dan is not using his head or he would know who this guy is just off the information on stuntlife. Like Name, Location, and Etc.

Jeff

 

its hard to bash against kaw yam and suz. cuz ive owned them all but as for a honda well..... iknow they make good generators

 

i am gonna kick you in the nuts.. boy...

 

jess and i's fav would for sure be number 4 but we have both yet to experience it we usually only get 1 or 2 anyway we predict, wait we KNOW, that this is hoover...we also know that number 4 would be your personal favorite also but you can only perform to the standards of number 1 or 2.....that sucks!

 

well the truth be know maybe you guys are just a couple of worn out katanas that just dont do anything for us riders! oh yeah and i am a number 4 you just couldnt hold on and bailed out. now aint that some shiit

 

I smell

 

well, actually we didnt bail out...it was you...you just cant man up to the truth! youd think you grow out of that lieing stage now that youre 25 and so "mature"

 

Hey I have a question, You say that wheelies describe the way a person is in bed, well tell me what kind of sex is it when he's in 1st gear and pops it into neutral the second he gets it up? How is the right one feeling?

 

I don't want to sound like Flip but I am having one hell of a time understanding that last sentence. Edit it to some sort of english even a moron like myself can understand.

Jeff

 

sorry about that jeff....what i meant to say was... You would thing that he would grow out of the lieing stage since he is 25 and so "mature"

 

Gottcha on that one.

Jeff

 

The race is on.. Flip is getting em up (atleast on the bike) and I am getting the standups down and clutching is coming..

We will have to see whom is gonna be able to rock those wheelies with DR first..