Post unusual/ intersting/ cracked out seller ads..

for example..
http://flint.craigslist.org/mcy/1097725932.html

1999 YAMAHA "R1" 1000cc High Performance Experienced Riders only - $7600 (CLIO)

1999 YAMAHA "R1" 1000CC SPORT BIKE. **Extreme High performance and requires experienced Rider**
Has Lots of Extra's $$ totaling about $2,000:
Carbon Fiber panels, "HINES" Stainless Steel Exhuast $900 New, Jetted & Dynometered approximately 160 HP, Steering Dampener to aid in Steering control during acceleration, Low Profile Turn Signals (removed Stock signals), Rear Spoiler$180 New (removed Rear Seat), Bike Cover $100 new, Matching Helmet Graphics/Color of Bike W/ tinted lens $140 New, Matching "JOE ROCKET" vented Leather Jacket W/ Elbow, Body pads stitched in, Yamaha Manual $25 New, and Extras still in box (extra Carb Jet Set,various sizes, & free Dyno test coupons, Dunlop Tires, Digital Tach.
I am a 46 Yr old Male, and because of job in Detroit have hardly ridden bike in last 2-3 yrs, VERY LOW MILES, Previous Owner was also a professional Older person and this bike has NEVER been ridden hard or to its potential of 160 mph ++.
Asking $7,600 O.B.O. but Serious Inquiries only please,
call GARY @ 810-845-9038

 

i could be here all day posting these up...

im currently looking for a mint 03/04 636 for another streeter, and cant believe how much people want... $6000 HAHAHAHAHAHAH WTF are you thinking... then i see one for $3000... thinking okay, little rash, good deal... oh wait, he says it has no title but it's not stolen... hahahahahha $3000 for a bike w/ no title......

too many idiots on there but there are deals when you have the patience to find them...

 

http://wichita.craigslist.org/wan/1107691216.html

A BRIDE IN NEED (GREAT BEND)

OK HERES THE DEAL. ONE OF MY GOOD FRIENDS IS GETTING MARRIED IN JUNE. SHE HAD EVERYTHING BOUGHT INCLUDING HER WEDDING DRESS. BUT WE ALL GOT A BIG SUPRISE WHEN SHE FOUND OUT SHE WAS PREGNANT!!!! SO THE DRESS SHE HAS WILL NOT WORK. SO IF YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE OR KNOW OF SOMEONE THAT HAS A MATERNITY WEDDING DRESS PLEASE LET ME KNOW. PICS WOULD BE GREAT IF YOU HAVE THEM. PRICE RANGE LOWER IF POSSIBLE. DUE TO THE FACT THERES A BABY ON THE WAY.


Location: GREAT BEND

 

http://wichita.craigslist.org/wan/1127912678.html

Items needed for voyage. (Wichita area)

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Reply to: sale-k5pvm-1127912678@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-04-18, 12:28AM CDT



I am in desperate need of the following items:

200+ yards heavy copper wire
1 anachroniscope
5 hamsters, or 2 rabbits
large wheel
Inverter
15 working 12v car batteries (Used is fine)
alternator from a diesel truck.

Prices are all negotiable, I have to have these items by Tuesday to get home before the window to my timeline is closed. (Yeah, another time traveler.. Sorry about those cows out by Newton, made a hard landing)
Contact Herrohkitteh@gmail.com
Thanks!

 

The response posted is even better

http://wichita.craigslist.org/wan/1128162917.html

re Items needed for voyage

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Reply to: see below
Date: 2009-04-18, 8:58AM CDT



i tried to contact you by email but it was returned i have all the items listed you need and the prices for which they cost

200+ yards heavy copper wire 1,000 a yard only sold in 500 yard rolls
1 anachroniscope 1,000,000 this is a used older model but with the new adapter for 2,000,000 it can be used in any application
5 hamsters, or 2 rabbits 500 per hamster or 1250 per rabbit
large wheel depending on what size and year you need 5,000 for earlry small size 20,000 for late model and larger sizes
Inverter which era of iverter do you need have them from industrial 1,995 to the eccg era can go as high as 199,999
15 working 12v car batteries (Used is fine) i have new and used batteries all spefically designed for your voyage starting at 1,000small used to 10,000 for large new
alternator from a diesel truck. i have many alternators depending how for foward is your voyage taking you so i know which one would be best fit pricces 1,500 to 150,000

i accept cash from old style pre spacewars to new style under socialism rule from the new galagtic counsel checks or any credit card new and used please respond using the galagtic counsel preapproved inter thought wave range 10k23er45678wtyia

 

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Got this on craigslist 3,500 had 7,200 miles on it when i got the bike and it was perfect... Just keep your eyes open not everyone in the world is a dumb ***

 

 

http://wichita.craigslist.org/clo/1176764640.html

HORRIBLE WEDDING DRESS (wichita)

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Reply to: sale-gcga7-1176764640@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-05-18, 11:17AM CDT



Hoping someone wants this ugly *** bitch , it does have a medium sized stain on the train long sleeves I willo throw in the head piece and whatever else I can find. I dont know what you want to use it for that's up to you but some ideas are:
1.Put it on the ground while changing the oil or doing maintenance on your vehicle
2.Use it for a picnic blanket
3.Changing area for baby
4.Table Cloth
5.Wipe muddy feet on
6.Line pet cages
7.Hell you may need something big to blow your schnoz on
8.Dog Toy?
do whatever I dont give a flying f*ck just get it out of my site!! I was hopimg to get 100 for it but at this point will take offers on the bitch, I need money to have a divorce party and that would greatly help!

 

Yes it has a rear spoiler

 

http://flint.craigslist.org/bar/1300857655.html
wondr if its code, like "extra biscuts"
i will trade a bunch of nice clothes for a 2 liter of coke
you get what you need i get what i need.
coca-cola only

 

Talk about a blow problem. Trading your clothes to feed your coke habit?

 

Divorce Sale! '08 Yamaha R6 - $7000 (Salina)

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Date: 2009-09-20, 1:34PM CDT
Reply to: sale-uafed-1383763683@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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Divorce Sacrifice
Like New 2008 R6!!
Was used less than a week. Less than 200mi, you won't find a better deal on a "used" bike!
Cheating ex-husband says it runs great!
Pay off is $7000 all offers considered!!
Contact faithful ex-wife at 785-820-0249



Location: Salina
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


http://wichita.craigslist.org/mcy/1383763683.html

 

when did you get an R6?


thats crazy!

 

****Trevor Turner**** Of Inman,Ks Please call me ASAP!!!! - $1200 (Inman/Goddard)

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Date: 2010-06-23, 8:02PM CDT
Reply to: sale-bc4kh-1807808605@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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Keep flagging this. I'll sit at my computer for a week re-posting this until you call me back.


Trevor Turner of Inman, Ks living at 201 E Morgan St, dating Kara Daniel who works for Pleasant View nursing home in Inman, has a little kid named Logan. If this is you please call me. I believe you also go by another name, perhaps the one you gave me earlier? Haha You need to call me ASAP. You already have my number. I can just come over and talk if I don't hear from you tonight. Or I can get ahold of Kara if I don't hear from you. I'm tired of the harassment, so its your turn unless you want to work your immaturity out. I'm not too pissed yet...but getting there. Can't wait to hear from you buddy!!



•Location: Inman/Goddard
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

^^^Hahaha...Nice!