20 things not to say on your first date.
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20 things not to say on your first date.
Well as you know I am back on the dating scene after 14 years with the spawn of satan and I was told to never say these on the first date. Anyone else have any tips?
1) Are those real?
2) Are you pregnant?
3) Is it okay if Mom comes with us?
4) Do you have any money?
5) I hope you don’t mind walking. My ex-wife just had my car repossessed.
6) You can’t call me because I am living at the Y.
7) My doctor says I’m not contagious anymore.
8) My parents said I had to be home by 10. Do you have a curfew too?
9) I can’t go out to dinner with you, but you can come here. I am under house arrest.
10) Don’t believe what everyone says about me.
11) If anyone comes looking for me, just make believe you haven’t seen me.
12) Can you drive? My driver’s license has been suspended for the next five years.
13) You look just like my mother.
14) Hey, this date has already lasted longer than my last 12.
15) I hope you like kids. All six of mine are coming with us.
16) Do you like Star Trek and go to conventions too?
17) Sorry about the smell. I didn’t have time to bathe.
18) I usually only date supermodels.
19) My therapist said meeting new people and going out in public would be good for me.
20) Let’s just skip the pretense and go back to your place.
1) Are those real?
2) Are you pregnant?
3) Is it okay if Mom comes with us?
4) Do you have any money?
5) I hope you don’t mind walking. My ex-wife just had my car repossessed.
6) You can’t call me because I am living at the Y.
7) My doctor says I’m not contagious anymore.
8) My parents said I had to be home by 10. Do you have a curfew too?
9) I can’t go out to dinner with you, but you can come here. I am under house arrest.
10) Don’t believe what everyone says about me.
11) If anyone comes looking for me, just make believe you haven’t seen me.
12) Can you drive? My driver’s license has been suspended for the next five years.
13) You look just like my mother.
14) Hey, this date has already lasted longer than my last 12.
15) I hope you like kids. All six of mine are coming with us.
16) Do you like Star Trek and go to conventions too?
17) Sorry about the smell. I didn’t have time to bathe.
18) I usually only date supermodels.
19) My therapist said meeting new people and going out in public would be good for me.
20) Let’s just skip the pretense and go back to your place.
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From: Birch Run, MI
Re: 20 things not to say on your first date.
how about
"my name is tony (i) and my wheelies are danger!'
"I have all the games availble for ps2 and Xbox"
And the shure fire way to lose your date.....
"Here I want to introduce you to my friend Taz"
"my name is tony (i) and my wheelies are danger!'
"I have all the games availble for ps2 and Xbox"
And the shure fire way to lose your date.....
"Here I want to introduce you to my friend Taz"
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