I personally like this "If Red Bull will energize your body, maybe it will do the same for my bike".

 

Old *** sayings, not dumbass sayings guys

ROCKET HOE knows exactly what I'm talking about, you weren't riding as usual.

 

You can **** in one hand and hope in the other, but guess which one will fill up first.

 

You have to break an egg to make an omlet.

 

crooked as a dogs hind leg.

 

Hince the word "dogleg" used on a golf coarse, they're not straight.

 

"I swear I wasn't playing with myself in the shower mom, I was cleaning it and it went off"

Treat women like your crotchrocket, lean 'em over and ride 'em hard!

Keep it up and you'll go blind

take'er easy, and if she's really easy take'er twice!

"F*CK A B*TCH"

"A ride for a ride," more of a good policy then an old saying

***, Gas, or Grass, no one rides for free

Big Jarsh

 

"hotter than a ***** in church"

"sweatin' like a ***** on da first 1st"

"stupid is as stupid does"

 

Who the F*ck is editing my posts DAN!!!! I didn't say this.....

 

slicker than owl ****

 

Procrastination is like masturbation, in the end all you're doing is f*&^ing yourself.

 

That is a saying that racist people use. It's not funny, only hurtful and demeaning. How would you like it if your race was the minority and treated like you were a lower life form. Throughout history there have been exceptional people from every origin that have contributed greatly to humankind. We may have different strengths and weakness but the truth of the matter is that we are supposed to use those things to build each other up instead of tearing everyone and everything down to force others to be more like you. No one is that special and they do not have any God Given right to behave as though they are. That wrong type of thinking only cheats you out of the interactions that would make you a better person. Do you think God or the universe would be pleased with you? It may do you some good to give that some thought.