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Old 12-10-2004, 07:36 PM
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blacker than coalys ***
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Old 12-10-2004, 07:54 PM
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Its the bees knees...
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Trying to make chicken salad out of chicken $hit
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"Loser then a two dollar *****"
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"hot from far but far from hot"
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Old 12-13-2004, 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by r1dude
Someone please tell me what "running like raped apes" mean, we were trying to figure that out the other day.
Apes are big and hard to ***** with, so if one got raped it be a huge domination, so it basically means when you have a **** ton of confidence and then when it gets broken you run from the situation.

"gayer than a three dollar bill..."

"cheaper than a two bit *****..."

"my teeth are floating..."

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"butter face" everythings hot but her face.
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Originally Posted by r1dude
Someone please tell me what "running like raped apes" mean, we were trying to figure that out the other day.
Go rape an ape and find out how it runs.
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"it's like pulling hens teeth"

Means something is very difficult.

Example:

Dan:"Damn Tony, it's like pulling hens teeth to get you to pull out. I hate having all that *** stuck up my ***, it takes forever to leak out."

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"Man who stands on toilet is high on pot"

"My big ones are eating my little ones" it means you're really hungry

"Heel Clickers" it's not an old saying, but it's definatly an INSTANT classic

"That's like a 3 legged Cat trying to burry turds on a Frozen Pond"

"She's got Summer Teeth, some'r there some ain't"

"Don't you think that's a little Pretencious (sp)"

ok, I gotta do some homework. I'll try to think of some more and post up.

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Re: Old *** sayings

Originally Posted by Big Jarsh
"Heel Clickers" it's not an old saying, but it's definatly an INSTANT classic

i love being an innovator!
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Old 12-13-2004, 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted by ghostsoldier3
i love being an innovator!
You didn't make that **** up you dumb *****...I started that **** with sushi early in the summer when we made him stunt fat chicks actually it was sushi and me...You just happened to be more willing to take the hits from the heelclickers...so you took his place of heelclicker KING

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always the attention ***** arnt we flip?
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Old 12-13-2004, 08:44 PM
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Re: Old *** sayings

Originally Posted by FJakeR
"it's like pulling hens teeth"

Means something is very difficult.

Example:

Dan:"Damn Tony, it's like pulling hens teeth to get you to pull out. I hate having all that *** stuck up my ***, it takes forever to leak out."

Example:

Summer teeth = some are here and some are there.

Jake: "Damn Flip, those summer teeth are scraping my pee-pee, I sure wish you would use more tongue".
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Old 12-13-2004, 08:45 PM
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Re: Old *** sayings

Originally Posted by ghostsoldier3
always the attention ***** arnt we flip?
or just the *****..
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Old 12-13-2004, 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by ghostsoldier3
always the attention ***** arnt we flip?
Well this coming from the Jamie kennedy fan...who happens to always be around to talk the most **** to everyone unannounced and unwanted...well to be exact I gave the credit to sushi!!! Who you haven't met, but for the rest of you he is the guy who played a turtle in Dan's Drive way!

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"need a hug?"
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Old 12-13-2004, 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted by ghostsoldier3
"need a hug?"
YES thnx matt!

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Originally Posted by r1dude
Example:

Summer teeth = some are here and some are there.

Jake: "Damn Flip, those summer teeth are scraping my pee-pee, I sure wish you would use more tongue".
I see you know Flip too!
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I like this one " Im not going there I got a ticket 15 years ago at that spot"
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