A Marine walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

The Marine explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."

"The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"

The Marine smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."

 

hahaha thats good

 

That was cleaver good post Jay!!

 

so where do you get those watches? and how much are they?

 

errrr im stumped

 

teeheehee thats funny i want one

 

funny stuff

 

)))my translation for tim(((he said it tells him her panties are off, and shes like "no". he says "its an hour fast" meaning.... her panties will be off in an hour...its a pickup line. a damn good one too, now all i have to do is a find a way into a bar