Hang Overs??
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From: Clinton Twp, MI, Traveling at the moment!! I live everywhere....
Hang Overs??
Which will you be on saturday morning?? 
Hangover rating system
One Star Hangover (*)
No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively
well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel
this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries.
Two Star Hangover (**)
No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have
the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only
increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity
pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite
havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.
Three Star Hangover (***)
Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive.
Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the
flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink.
Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy
reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a
diet Coke---yet you haven't peed once.
Four Star Hangover (****)
Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else you
might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has
given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes,but that
can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. (For the
ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper
cars.)
Your eyes look like one big red vein, and even your hair hurts. Your
sphincter is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five ***** you take
during the day brings water to the eyes of everyone who enters the
bathroom.
Five Star Hangover, (*****)
You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the
employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every
pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners
of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of
the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so
your tongue
is suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who the hell the
stranger was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt to defecate
results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare
'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems to be to
splash the toilet water all over your ***.
Death sounds pretty good about right now....
You promise that you are never gonna do this again...UNTIL 5:15 (15 minutes
after you get off work.)
Hangover rating system
One Star Hangover (*)
No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively
well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel
this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries.
Two Star Hangover (**)
No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have
the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only
increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity
pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite
havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.
Three Star Hangover (***)
Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive.
Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the
flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink.
Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy
reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a
diet Coke---yet you haven't peed once.
Four Star Hangover (****)
Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else you
might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has
given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes,but that
can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. (For the
ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper
cars.)
Your eyes look like one big red vein, and even your hair hurts. Your
sphincter is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five ***** you take
during the day brings water to the eyes of everyone who enters the
bathroom.
Five Star Hangover, (*****)
You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the
employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every
pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners
of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of
the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so
your tongue
is suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who the hell the
stranger was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt to defecate
results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare
'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems to be to
splash the toilet water all over your ***.
Death sounds pretty good about right now....
You promise that you are never gonna do this again...UNTIL 5:15 (15 minutes
after you get off work.)
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Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 806
From: Dallas/Fort Worth ,TX
For me its either one star or five star. if I am having a social drink its one but if Im pissed off at something its gona be five. The last time I had a 5 * I was pissed off at all women because of just one. The bartender cut me off after 1/2 of an hour.
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From: Clinton Twp, MI, Traveling at the moment!! I live everywhere....
Originally posted by pwrmiester
lol oops...i misunderstood that post...u were 4 * on ur bday lol
lol oops...i misunderstood that post...u were 4 * on ur bday lol
Thats ok you were not too far off my birthday was on the 12th of January!! Thanx ...
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