this is kinda gay...........


My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned
to our six- year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say
the blessing?"

I wouldn't know what to say," she replied. "Just say what you
hear Mommy say," my wife instructed.

Our daughter bowed her head and said: "Dear Lord, why on earth
did I invite all these people to dinner"!