Questions: Ive always wanted answered

Old Sep 19, 2004 | 09:46 AM
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Questions: Ive always wanted answered

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

Do they have reserved parking for the non-handicapped people at the special Olympics?

If you're sending someone some styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

So what's the speed of dark?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

If it's zero degress outside today, and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?

Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?

Why do banks charge you a 'non-sufficient funds' fee on money they already know that you don't have?

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

What does Geranimo yell when he jumps out of a plane?

If two things almost hit each other, its called a near miss, shouldn't it be a near hit?

Why is it, you mail something via ship, its cargo, and via truck, its a shipment?

Who the hell are "they"?

Where can I see "The Big Picture"?

and the USAF will catch this one........"Where is the regular crew chief"?

NOTE: Please don't take me seriously, I'm bored out of my mind..........

Old Sep 19, 2004 | 09:32 PM
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Re: Questions: Ive always wanted answered

haha Ive asked some of them to myself
Old Sep 20, 2004 | 05:03 AM
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Re: Questions: Ive always wanted answered

Why do they call it "taking a dump" when you're not taking it you're leavin' it?!?!
Old Sep 21, 2004 | 12:04 PM
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Re: Questions: Ive always wanted answered

Originally Posted by Oskinvold
What does Geranimo yell when he jumps out of a plane?
MEEEE!!!
Old Sep 21, 2004 | 06:23 PM
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Re: Questions: Ive always wanted answered

Originally Posted by Mike_3SicK6
Why do they call it "taking a dump" when you're not taking it you're leavin' it?!?!

hahahh my dad says that everytime i tell him im goin to the pot
Old Sep 26, 2004 | 02:53 AM
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Why do we park on a driveway, & drive on a parkway?
Old Sep 26, 2004 | 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by eksplisit
MEEEE!!!
LOL.. that sounds about right!
Old Sep 26, 2004 | 10:47 AM
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if olive oil is made from olives what is baby oil made from?
Old Sep 26, 2004 | 07:46 PM
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If a quiz is quizzical whats a test?
Old Sep 27, 2004 | 05:25 PM
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why do they have brail on drive up ATM's

why do people order a cheeseburger, a large fry, then order a diet cola
Old Sep 27, 2004 | 06:16 PM
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Re: Questions: Ive always wanted answered

oldy but goody

id 7-11 is open 24 hours then why are there locks on the doors
Old Oct 6, 2004 | 12:44 AM
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Re: Questions: Ive always wanted answered

If you are traveling faster than the speed of light on your bike and turn your headlight on will it be behind you?

What makes teflon stick to the pan?

Flip :YEAH
Old Oct 6, 2004 | 12:33 PM
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Re: Questions: Ive always wanted answered

Originally Posted by damnmotorcycles
oldy but goody

id 7-11 is open 24 hours then why are there locks on the doors
datz like Wal-Mart I be wonderin' da same thing
Old Oct 24, 2004 | 02:54 PM
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Re: Questions: Ive always wanted answered

those questions are hillareus :YEAH
Old Oct 25, 2004 | 11:53 AM
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why do they have handicap parking at roller skating rinks?
Old Oct 27, 2004 | 10:36 AM
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Re: Questions: Ive always wanted answered

Here's a good question.

If you get high, can you overdose on funyons?
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