I have a few good ways i answer other peoples phone, just wondering what others are out there: like

Bobs BBQ you can beat our meat but you cant beat our prices!!

Stix pool hall you rack em we'll wack um.

(My fav) Dicks Hot dogs, you like hotdogs youll luuuuuv DICKS!!! :YEAH

any body else got some good ones

 

i love that one, hahahahaha.....one of my friends used to always answer saying 'city morgue, you slab them well stab them'.....i think that's how he would say it, but i probaly screwed it up

 

Roadkill cafe', you kill it, we'll grill it......oldie but goodie

 

Hello?

 

My fave, Bills abortion clinic no fetius can beat us!

Joes pizza, you give me 12 bucks i'll give you 12 inches!

 

those are pretty good

 

-Heaven, God speaking(i usually use that one)

Jacks ***** house

 

Thanks for calling Home Depot, this is Eugene, how may I help you?

 

that dont make any sense!

 

It does if your name is Eugene and you work at home depot.

 

WHO THA FAWK IS THIS????? AND WHAT THA FAWK DO U WANT?????I say that to all the no shows on the caller id

 

If it says "Unkown Caller" I just pick the phone up and breath heavily into the phone, like a psyco interrupted mid killing spree.

 

Can ya hear me now? Good!

(click)

 

TOP OF THE WORLD, GOD SPEAKING.

Homer's Fishing Emporium, can I tell you about my tackle?

 

Aaron's sperm bank, you squeeze em, we freeze em.

 

Tacos to go, catch them before their gone!

My fav...

Hello, (insert name)'s pocket!

 

thats pretty good too

 

Taco Bell, Whats your beef? or Coursen's Cracker factory, which crumb do you want?

 

 

Bob's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!
You are the weakest link. Goodbye
Cindy's Circumcision Clinic, you flop we chop