Good Ways to Answer The Phone!!!!
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Re: Good Ways to Answer The Phone!!!!
Originally Posted by KC Becky
sometimes i answer the phone by saying hello, or yellow, or sometimes even yo 
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Re: Good Ways to Answer The Phone!!!!
Henry's mule barn... Head *** speaking.
ladies: Joes ***** house, head ***** speaking
City morgue, you stab em, we'll slab em!
City Pound... wanna bitch? (
just made that one up... )
WAS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Moe's tavern... Barny speaking (immitate barney voice from simpsons.)
If you have no ID for the caller... say "asa mah lakem - praise allah - Osama lives!" (it's that muslem greeting)
my best... is if you answer the phone real normal like "hello" and it's an advertisement or something. just let them talk... then when they are done say (in a sexy voice) "what color panties do you have on?" or if it's a guy, in a gay voice say "are you a boxers or briefs man?"
ladies: Joes ***** house, head ***** speaking
City morgue, you stab em, we'll slab em!
City Pound... wanna bitch? (
just made that one up... )WAS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Moe's tavern... Barny speaking (immitate barney voice from simpsons.)
If you have no ID for the caller... say "asa mah lakem - praise allah - Osama lives!" (it's that muslem greeting)
my best... is if you answer the phone real normal like "hello" and it's an advertisement or something. just let them talk... then when they are done say (in a sexy voice) "what color panties do you have on?" or if it's a guy, in a gay voice say "are you a boxers or briefs man?"
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Re: Good Ways to Answer The Phone!!!!
My dad always makes solicitors tell him a joke before he will let them say anything, my sister answers in an accent and beg that 'the masters' don't find out she answered the phone or they will beat her, and I have found that when bill collectors are looking for me I say 'she's not here' then they ask if my spouse is avalible and I say 'this is she', they can't seem to get off the phone fast enough!
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Re: Good Ways to Answer The Phone!!!!
Originally Posted by Squeaker
My dad always makes solicitors tell him a joke before he will let them say anything, my sister answers in an accent and beg that 'the masters' don't find out she answered the phone or they will beat her, and I have found that when bill collectors are looking for me I say 'she's not here' then they ask if my spouse is avalible and I say 'this is she', they can't seem to get off the phone fast enough!
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Re: Good Ways to Answer The Phone!!!!
Originally Posted by Squeaker
I have found that when bill collectors are looking for me I say 'she's not here' then they ask if my spouse is avalible and I say 'this is she', they can't seem to get off the phone fast enough!
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Re: Good Ways to Answer The Phone!!!!
Originally Posted by Cdawg02
thats not right but thats hilariousI'm not saying it's right
...the first time I said it I was just in one of those mood and because of the reaction of the person on the other end I had to say it more often, more or less testing further reactions, it always makes me laugh! (Plus for some reason people always think I'm a lesbian, maybe it's because I flirt w/ EVERYONE! )
:YEAH 
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Re: Good Ways to Answer The Phone!!!!
Originally Posted by Squeaker
I'm not saying it's right ...the first time I said it I was just in one of those mood and because of the reaction of the person on the other end I had to say it more often, more or less testing further reactions, it always makes me laugh! (Plus for some reason people always think I'm a lesbian, maybe it's because I flirt w/ EVERYONE! )
:YEAH
...the first time I said it I was just in one of those mood and because of the reaction of the person on the other end I had to say it more often, more or less testing further reactions, it always makes me laugh! (Plus for some reason people always think I'm a lesbian, maybe it's because I flirt w/ EVERYONE! ) :YEAH you'll have that...i actually tried that today when some wierdo called she's like uhhhh *click* 
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Re: Good Ways to Answer The Phone!!!!
Davies abortion clinic you rape em we scrape them, not fetus can beat us how many I help you?
Dawson Creek morgue you kill em we bill em
answer in a real gay voice
Hi there this is stevie what may i do for you today?
hello. . . . hello. . . . okay your scarying me hang up even if you can hear them perfectly well
or calling my friends
ask for them by last name
then say oh hi this is so an so from vancouvers largest **** brokerage. I just reveiwed your resume and it looks great, would oyu still be interested in becoming part of our **** brokerage? we have many benifits. By this time they are laughing too hard to answer
Dawson Creek morgue you kill em we bill em
answer in a real gay voice
Hi there this is stevie what may i do for you today?
hello. . . . hello. . . . okay your scarying me hang up even if you can hear them perfectly well
or calling my friends
ask for them by last name
then say oh hi this is so an so from vancouvers largest **** brokerage. I just reveiwed your resume and it looks great, would oyu still be interested in becoming part of our **** brokerage? we have many benifits. By this time they are laughing too hard to answer
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Re: Good Ways to Answer The Phone!!!!
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Re: Good Ways to Answer The Phone!!!!
I have a few good ways i answer other peoples phone, just wondering what others are out there: like
Bobs BBQ you can beat our meat but you cant beat our prices!!
Stix pool hall you rack em we'll wack um.
(My fav) Dicks Hot dogs, you like hotdogs youll luuuuuv DICKS!!! :YEAH
any body else got some good ones
Bobs BBQ you can beat our meat but you cant beat our prices!!
Stix pool hall you rack em we'll wack um.
(My fav) Dicks Hot dogs, you like hotdogs youll luuuuuv DICKS!!! :YEAH
any body else got some good ones
good lord this post is old!!!!!
