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keep them legs closed
HER EULOGY
She married and had 13 children. Her husband died.
She soon married again and had 7 more children.
Again, her husband died. But she remarried and this time had 5 more
children.
Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher
prayed
to the Lord above, thanking Him for this loving woman who fulfilled His
commandment to "Go forth and multiply."
In his eulogy, the preacher said, "Lord, they're finally together."
Leaning over to a neighbor, one mourner quietly asked, "Is he
referring
to her first, second or third husband?"
The neighbor replied, "I think he's referring to her legs."
She married and had 13 children. Her husband died.
She soon married again and had 7 more children.
Again, her husband died. But she remarried and this time had 5 more
children.
Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher
prayed
to the Lord above, thanking Him for this loving woman who fulfilled His
commandment to "Go forth and multiply."
In his eulogy, the preacher said, "Lord, they're finally together."
Leaning over to a neighbor, one mourner quietly asked, "Is he
referring
to her first, second or third husband?"
The neighbor replied, "I think he's referring to her legs."
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