A new employee calls in on his first monday at a new job "I cant come in today, I'm sick". He comes in tues. and does the work of two men the rest of the week. This goes on for a month, calling in sick every monday, then returning and busting his hump the rest of the week. A supervisor pulls a mgr. aside and says- "The new guy is a great worker, but he calls in sick every monday!" the mgr. pulls the worker aside and ask- "You know your such a hard worker, but you call in every monday! Do you have a drug or alchohal problem?" The worker replies- "No, every weekend my ******* brother in law parties, gets drunk and beats my lil sister, I go over monday morning on the way to work to console her, one thing leads to another and we have hot sex all day." The mgr. says "Your sister, thats discusting!!!!" The worker explains- "I told you I'm sick!"

 

lmfao ..... that's some nasty **** ...

 

Hahahaha!!!!! That is SICK!!!

 

funny, but sooo wrong

 

hahahahahha........that isnt right...

 

that's just wrong

 

that's gross but funny

 

that **** is funny

 

...second joke I've read on this forum...and the second one that has something to do with incest...some sick aaaaassss shitt!

 

get the f*** out

 

sick bastard

 

That is some funny azz sh*T

 

lol Man !!! that boy just aint right!! LOL

 

Sick and wrong, but still funny

 

it's only sick in like 46 states ya no