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From: The Roughest Ghetto In The World (Ramadi, Iraq) USMC
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For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a new scooter.
His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on
this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the
front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last
night and I heard you tell mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her
tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no f*ing scooter!"
His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on
this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the
front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last
night and I heard you tell mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her
tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no f*ing scooter!"
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Re: Joke
https://www.stuntlife.com/forums/217-comedy-central/58119-scooter.html
a little late buts its still funny
a little late buts its still funny
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