For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a new scooter.
His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on
this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way
we can afford it."
The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the
front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last
night and I heard you tell mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her
tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm
staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no
f*ing scooter!"

 

hahaha, thats funny

 

ROFLMAO, that was a good one. I've been laughing for like ten minutes.

 

 

hahahaha......i havent ever heard that one before...that was a good one

 

that is great

 

*Mogwai takes a bow* Thank you all for your support :YEAH

 

lmfao thats some funny ****