SOme funny ones
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SOme funny ones
Did ya'll hear that Michael Jackson got food poising??
I also heard that you can get A.I.D.'S from sitting on a toilet seat now.
Ok heres a missouri joke, hope no one gets mad
Ok, this little girls dad waz taking a shower and his daughter walked in on him and she said Daddy's whats that and he pointed at his weiner, and her dad said thats a *****, and the little girl says when do i get a *****.. the dad looked at the clock and said, " In about and hour when your mom leaves"
Knock Knock
Whose there
little boy blue
little boy blue who
little boy blue michale jackson
haha thats all i can think of now
I also heard that you can get A.I.D.'S from sitting on a toilet seat now.
Ok heres a missouri joke, hope no one gets mad
Ok, this little girls dad waz taking a shower and his daughter walked in on him and she said Daddy's whats that and he pointed at his weiner, and her dad said thats a *****, and the little girl says when do i get a *****.. the dad looked at the clock and said, " In about and hour when your mom leaves"
Knock Knock
Whose there
little boy blue
little boy blue who
little boy blue michale jackson
haha thats all i can think of now
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Re: SOme funny ones
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Danimal
Ok heres a missouri joke, hope no one gets mad
Ok, this little girls dad waz taking a shower and his daughter walked in on him and she said Daddy's whats that and he pointed at his weiner, and her dad said thats a *****, and the little girl says when do i get a *****.. the dad looked at the clock and said, " In about and hour when your mom leaves"
QUOTE]
you must've liked getting molested by your dad when you were little.
Ok heres a missouri joke, hope no one gets mad
Ok, this little girls dad waz taking a shower and his daughter walked in on him and she said Daddy's whats that and he pointed at his weiner, and her dad said thats a *****, and the little girl says when do i get a *****.. the dad looked at the clock and said, " In about and hour when your mom leaves"
QUOTE]
you must've liked getting molested by your dad when you were little.
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Re: SOme funny ones
Originally posted by Danimal
Ok heres a missouri joke, hope no one gets mad
Ok, this little girls dad waz taking a shower and his daughter walked in on him and she said Daddy's whats that and he pointed at his weiner, and her dad said thats a *****, and the little girl says when do i get a *****.. the dad looked at the clock and said, " In about and hour when your mom leaves"
Ok heres a missouri joke, hope no one gets mad
Ok, this little girls dad waz taking a shower and his daughter walked in on him and she said Daddy's whats that and he pointed at his weiner, and her dad said thats a *****, and the little girl says when do i get a *****.. the dad looked at the clock and said, " In about and hour when your mom leaves"
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Re: SOme funny ones
Originally posted by Danimal
Ok heres a missouri joke, hope no one gets mad
Ok, this little girls dad waz taking a shower and his daughter walked in on him and she said Daddy's whats that and he pointed at his weiner, and her dad said thats a *****, and the little girl says when do i get a *****.. the dad looked at the clock and said, " In about and hour when your mom leaves"
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Ok heres a missouri joke, hope no one gets mad
Ok, this little girls dad waz taking a shower and his daughter walked in on him and she said Daddy's whats that and he pointed at his weiner, and her dad said thats a *****, and the little girl says when do i get a *****.. the dad looked at the clock and said, " In about and hour when your mom leaves"
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wtf 
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Re: SOme funny ones
Originally Posted by Danimal
Did ya'll hear that Michael Jackson got food poising??
I also heard that you can get A.I.D.'S from sitting on a toilet seat now.
Ok heres a missouri joke, hope no one gets mad
Ok, this little girls dad waz taking a shower and his daughter walked in on him and she said Daddy's whats that and he pointed at his weiner, and her dad said thats a *****, and the little girl says when do i get a *****.. the dad looked at the clock and said, " In about and hour when your mom leaves"
Knock Knock
Whose there
little boy blue
little boy blue who
little boy blue michale jackson
haha thats all i can think of now
I also heard that you can get A.I.D.'S from sitting on a toilet seat now.
Ok heres a missouri joke, hope no one gets mad
Ok, this little girls dad waz taking a shower and his daughter walked in on him and she said Daddy's whats that and he pointed at his weiner, and her dad said thats a *****, and the little girl says when do i get a *****.. the dad looked at the clock and said, " In about and hour when your mom leaves"
Knock Knock
Whose there
little boy blue
little boy blue who
little boy blue michale jackson
haha thats all i can think of now
I think that you had the punch lines goin the wrong way
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Re: wtf
Originally Posted by Danimal
These arent bad memories of my child hood, i dont even know what brought that up. Their just jokes, not stories!!!. so
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Re: SOme funny ones
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No not you Fabes, like this dude here. WTF is this dudes problem?? i didnt know since i told a joke it waz directed towards myself. What a f[_]ckin idiot 
[i]Originally posted by Danimal
Ok heres a missouri joke, hope no one gets mad
Ok, this little girls dad waz taking a shower and his daughter walked in on him and she said Daddy's whats that and he pointed at his weiner, and her dad said thats a *****, and the little girl says when do i get a *****.. the dad looked at the clock and said, " In about and hour when your mom leaves"
QUOTE]
you must've liked getting molested by your dad when you were little.
Ok heres a missouri joke, hope no one gets mad
Ok, this little girls dad waz taking a shower and his daughter walked in on him and she said Daddy's whats that and he pointed at his weiner, and her dad said thats a *****, and the little girl says when do i get a *****.. the dad looked at the clock and said, " In about and hour when your mom leaves"
QUOTE]
you must've liked getting molested by your dad when you were little.
No not you Fabes, like this dude here. WTF is this dudes problem?? i didnt know since i told a joke it waz directed towards myself. What a f[_]ckin idiot
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Re: SOme funny ones
Originally Posted by Danimal
No not you Fabes, like this dude here. WTF is this dudes problem?? i didnt know since i told a joke it waz directed towards myself. What a f[_]ckin idiot
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Hey dick smoke, did u know that these ARE JUST JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! are u a
f[_]cking retard? Im shur that youve told jokes before, and i dont give a flying f[_]uck what kinda jokes they were! You've told em. and im shur that the ones you told weren't your life story. And its not like its a true ****ing story other wise i wouldnt of posted it in the COMEDY FORUM. LIGHTEN THE F[_]CK UP AND STOP TRYING TO BE MR.SERIOUS OR GET THE HELL OUTTA THE COMEDY FORUM. 
f[_]cking retard? Im shur that youve told jokes before, and i dont give a flying f[_]uck what kinda jokes they were! You've told em. and im shur that the ones you told weren't your life story. And its not like its a true ****ing story other wise i wouldnt of posted it in the COMEDY FORUM. LIGHTEN THE F[_]CK UP AND STOP TRYING TO BE MR.SERIOUS OR GET THE HELL OUTTA THE COMEDY FORUM.
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