bad pick up lines
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Are my undies showing? ["No."] "Would you like them to?"
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ***? No. Damn!
At the Laundromat, "How much bleach should I put in with my good suit?"
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!
Did you know that there are 265 bones inside of your body? {Wait for answer} "Yeah, and I could show you how to get one more?"
Didn't I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school?
Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Do you have any Irish in you? (if no…) Would you like some? (if yes…) Want some more?
Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?
Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch?
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
Do you like music? (Yes) Good, I've got a great stereo system at home!
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
Does your boyfriend know where you are?
Excuse me, I am about to go home to ********** and needed a name to go with the face.
For a fat chick, you sure have small ****.
Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.
Hi. You'll do
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ***? No. Damn!
At the Laundromat, "How much bleach should I put in with my good suit?"
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!
Did you know that there are 265 bones inside of your body? {Wait for answer} "Yeah, and I could show you how to get one more?"
Didn't I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school?
Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Do you have any Irish in you? (if no…) Would you like some? (if yes…) Want some more?
Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?
Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch?
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
Do you like music? (Yes) Good, I've got a great stereo system at home!
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
Does your boyfriend know where you are?
Excuse me, I am about to go home to ********** and needed a name to go with the face.
For a fat chick, you sure have small ****.
Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.
Hi. You'll do
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
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