New England Temperature Conversion Chart
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New England Temperature Conversion Chart
New England Temperature Conversion Chart
60° F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New England sunbathe.
50° F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in New England plant gardens.
40° F: Italian &English cars won't start. People in New England drive with the windows down.
32° F: Distilled water freezes. Maine's Moosehead Lake's water gets thicker.
20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.
15° F: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0° F: All the people in Miami die... New Englanders close the windows.
10° below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door.
25° below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. People in New England get out their winter coats.
40° below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.
100° below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start their "kahs".
460° below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). People in New England start saying..."Cold 'nuff for ya?"
500° below zero: Hell freezes over. The Red Sox win the World Series.
60° F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New England sunbathe.
50° F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in New England plant gardens.
40° F: Italian &English cars won't start. People in New England drive with the windows down.
32° F: Distilled water freezes. Maine's Moosehead Lake's water gets thicker.
20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.
15° F: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0° F: All the people in Miami die... New Englanders close the windows.
10° below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door.
25° below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. People in New England get out their winter coats.
40° below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.
100° below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start their "kahs".
460° below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). People in New England start saying..."Cold 'nuff for ya?"
500° below zero: Hell freezes over. The Red Sox win the World Series.
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(degrees Fahrenheit / Celsius)
+50 / +10
* New York tenants turn on the heat
* Vermonters plant gardens
* Airmass too stable for supercells
* Western skiers wait for cold spell to end
* Powerbars are almost chewy
* Mt. Washington gets snow
+40 / +4
* Californians shiver uncontrollably
* Mt. Mansfield gets snow
* Vermonters sunbathe
+35 / +2
* Burlington gets snow
* Italian cars don't start
+32 / 0
* Distilled water freezes
+30 / -1
* You can see your breath
* You plan a vacation in Florida
* Politicians begin to worry about the homeless
* Vermonters eat ice cream
+25 / -4
* Boston water freezes
* Californians weep pitiably
* Cat insists on sleeping on your bed with you
+20 / -7
* Cleveland water freezes
* San Franciscans start thinking favorably of LA
* Green Bay Packers fans put on T-shirts
* All the people with southern accents in Burlington are immediately
cured of their accents.
* beers freeze
* Powerbars become annoyingly brittle
+15 / -10
* You plan a vacation in Acapulco
* Vermonters go swimming
* Wimps complain about the swimming
+10 / -12
* Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
* Too cold to snow
* You need jumper cables to get the car going
0 / -18
* New York landlords turn on the heat
* Sheboygan brats grilled on the patio, yum!
* Duct Tape freezes solid
* Powerbars shatter in backpack during tree collisions
-5 / -21
* You can hear your breath
* You plan a vacation in Hawaii
* Vermont skiers scoff at you for vacation location
-10 / -23
* American cars don't start
* Too cold to skate
* Skiers laugh at skaters
-15 / -26
* You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
* Miamians cease to exist
* Vermonters lick flagpoles
-20 / -29
* Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you
* Politicians actually do something about the homeless
* People in the Northeast Kingdom think about taking down screens
* Every other storm chaser thinks air is too stable for supercells
* Powerbars function as ice scrapers
-25 / -32
* Too cold to kiss
* Japanese cars don't start
* You need jumper cables to get the driver going
* Milwaukee Brewers head for spring training
* Vermonters put away bicycles
-30 / -34
* You plan a two-week hot bath
* Pilsener freezes
* Bock beer production begins
* Vermonters shovel snow off roof
* Lake Champlain freezes in one night
-38 / -39
* Mercury freezes
* Too cold to think
* Vermonters button top button
-40 / -40
* Californians disappear
* Car insists on sleeping in your bed with you
* Vermonters put on sweaters
-50 / -46
* Congressional hot air freezes
* Alaskans close the bathroom window
* Green Bay Packers practice indoors
* Jay Peak reports "cool" temperatures
-60 / -51
* Walruses abandon Aleutians
* Tires go square
* Sign on Mount St. Helens: "Closed for the Season"
* Vermonters put gloves away, take out mittens
* Boy Scouts in Eau Claire start Klondike Derby
-70 / -57
* Glaciers in Central Park
* Hudson residents replace diving boards with hockey nets
* Green Bay snowmobilers organize trans-lake race to Sault Ste. Marie
* Vermont skiers pull out those inside-the-glove hand warming thingies
-80 / -62
* Polar bears abandon Baffin Island
* Rhinelander Birkebeiner
* Girl Scouts in Eau Claire start Klondike Derby
* GORE TEX Freezes Solid
-90 / -68
* Edge of Antarctica reaches Rio de Janeiro
* Lawyers chase ambulances for no more than 10 miles
* Canadians migrate to Vermont thinking it MUST be warmer
* Green Plaid Freezes Solid
-100 / -73
* Santa Claus abandons North Pole
* Vermonters pull down earflaps
-173 / -114
* Ethyl alcohol freezes
* Only Door County cherries usable in brandy Manhattans
* Northern Vermont ski elitists finally visit Mt. Snow for warmth
-297 / -183
* Microbial life survives only on dairy products
* Oxygen precipitates out of atmosphere
* Vermont skiers rejoice, use oxygen for snow substitute
-445 / -265
* Superconductivity
* Vermont skiers bring out the heavy weather gear
* P-Tex falls out of skis
-452 / -269
* Helium becomes a liquid
* Vermont skiers stop for lunch
-454 / -270
* Hell freezes over
* Chicago Cubs win world series
* Roger Edwards sees a wedge tornado
* Vermont skiers take a longer lunch
-456 / -271
* Texas drivers drop below 85 MPH on I-35
* Boston Bob skips a run to warm up
-458 / -272
* Incumbent politicians renounce campaign contributions
* Douggie skips a run to warm up
-460 / -273 (Absolute Zero)
* All atomic motion ceases
* Vermonters admit it's getting a mite nippy
+50 / +10
* New York tenants turn on the heat
* Vermonters plant gardens
* Airmass too stable for supercells
* Western skiers wait for cold spell to end
* Powerbars are almost chewy
* Mt. Washington gets snow
+40 / +4
* Californians shiver uncontrollably
* Mt. Mansfield gets snow
* Vermonters sunbathe
+35 / +2
* Burlington gets snow
* Italian cars don't start
+32 / 0
* Distilled water freezes
+30 / -1
* You can see your breath
* You plan a vacation in Florida
* Politicians begin to worry about the homeless
* Vermonters eat ice cream
+25 / -4
* Boston water freezes
* Californians weep pitiably
* Cat insists on sleeping on your bed with you
+20 / -7
* Cleveland water freezes
* San Franciscans start thinking favorably of LA
* Green Bay Packers fans put on T-shirts
* All the people with southern accents in Burlington are immediately
cured of their accents.
* beers freeze
* Powerbars become annoyingly brittle
+15 / -10
* You plan a vacation in Acapulco
* Vermonters go swimming
* Wimps complain about the swimming
+10 / -12
* Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
* Too cold to snow
* You need jumper cables to get the car going
0 / -18
* New York landlords turn on the heat
* Sheboygan brats grilled on the patio, yum!
* Duct Tape freezes solid
* Powerbars shatter in backpack during tree collisions
-5 / -21
* You can hear your breath
* You plan a vacation in Hawaii
* Vermont skiers scoff at you for vacation location
-10 / -23
* American cars don't start
* Too cold to skate
* Skiers laugh at skaters
-15 / -26
* You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
* Miamians cease to exist
* Vermonters lick flagpoles
-20 / -29
* Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you
* Politicians actually do something about the homeless
* People in the Northeast Kingdom think about taking down screens
* Every other storm chaser thinks air is too stable for supercells
* Powerbars function as ice scrapers
-25 / -32
* Too cold to kiss
* Japanese cars don't start
* You need jumper cables to get the driver going
* Milwaukee Brewers head for spring training
* Vermonters put away bicycles
-30 / -34
* You plan a two-week hot bath
* Pilsener freezes
* Bock beer production begins
* Vermonters shovel snow off roof
* Lake Champlain freezes in one night
-38 / -39
* Mercury freezes
* Too cold to think
* Vermonters button top button
-40 / -40
* Californians disappear
* Car insists on sleeping in your bed with you
* Vermonters put on sweaters
-50 / -46
* Congressional hot air freezes
* Alaskans close the bathroom window
* Green Bay Packers practice indoors
* Jay Peak reports "cool" temperatures
-60 / -51
* Walruses abandon Aleutians
* Tires go square
* Sign on Mount St. Helens: "Closed for the Season"
* Vermonters put gloves away, take out mittens
* Boy Scouts in Eau Claire start Klondike Derby
-70 / -57
* Glaciers in Central Park
* Hudson residents replace diving boards with hockey nets
* Green Bay snowmobilers organize trans-lake race to Sault Ste. Marie
* Vermont skiers pull out those inside-the-glove hand warming thingies
-80 / -62
* Polar bears abandon Baffin Island
* Rhinelander Birkebeiner
* Girl Scouts in Eau Claire start Klondike Derby
* GORE TEX Freezes Solid
-90 / -68
* Edge of Antarctica reaches Rio de Janeiro
* Lawyers chase ambulances for no more than 10 miles
* Canadians migrate to Vermont thinking it MUST be warmer
* Green Plaid Freezes Solid
-100 / -73
* Santa Claus abandons North Pole
* Vermonters pull down earflaps
-173 / -114
* Ethyl alcohol freezes
* Only Door County cherries usable in brandy Manhattans
* Northern Vermont ski elitists finally visit Mt. Snow for warmth
-297 / -183
* Microbial life survives only on dairy products
* Oxygen precipitates out of atmosphere
* Vermont skiers rejoice, use oxygen for snow substitute
-445 / -265
* Superconductivity
* Vermont skiers bring out the heavy weather gear
* P-Tex falls out of skis
-452 / -269
* Helium becomes a liquid
* Vermont skiers stop for lunch
-454 / -270
* Hell freezes over
* Chicago Cubs win world series
* Roger Edwards sees a wedge tornado
* Vermont skiers take a longer lunch
-456 / -271
* Texas drivers drop below 85 MPH on I-35
* Boston Bob skips a run to warm up
-458 / -272
* Incumbent politicians renounce campaign contributions
* Douggie skips a run to warm up
-460 / -273 (Absolute Zero)
* All atomic motion ceases
* Vermonters admit it's getting a mite nippy
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Posts: 8,512
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How Cold Is It?
How cold does it have to be?
60 above Arizonans wear coats, gloves and woolly hats. Wisconsin people sunbathe.
50 above New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. Wisconsin people plant gardens.
40 above Italian cars won't start. Wisconsin people drive with the windows down.
32 above Distilled water freezes. Lake Michigan's water gets thicker.
20 above Arizonans shiver uncontrollably. Wisconsin people have the last cookout before it gets cold.
15 above New York landlords finally turn on the heat. Wisconsin people throw on a sweatshirt.
0 - Californians fly away to Mexico. Wisconsin people lick a flagpole.
20 below People in Miami cease to exist. Wisconsin people get out their winter coats.
40 below Hollywood disintegrates. Wisconsin's Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.
60 below Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica. Wisconsin's Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
80 below Mt. St. Helen's freezes. Wisconsin people rent some videos.
100 below Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Wisconsin people get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
297 below Microbial life survives on dairy products. Wisconsin cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
460 below ALL atomic motion stops. Wisconsin people start saying "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
500 below Hell freezes over.
The Chicago Bears win the Super Bowl
How cold does it have to be?
60 above Arizonans wear coats, gloves and woolly hats. Wisconsin people sunbathe.
50 above New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. Wisconsin people plant gardens.
40 above Italian cars won't start. Wisconsin people drive with the windows down.
32 above Distilled water freezes. Lake Michigan's water gets thicker.
20 above Arizonans shiver uncontrollably. Wisconsin people have the last cookout before it gets cold.
15 above New York landlords finally turn on the heat. Wisconsin people throw on a sweatshirt.
0 - Californians fly away to Mexico. Wisconsin people lick a flagpole.
20 below People in Miami cease to exist. Wisconsin people get out their winter coats.
40 below Hollywood disintegrates. Wisconsin's Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.
60 below Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica. Wisconsin's Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
80 below Mt. St. Helen's freezes. Wisconsin people rent some videos.
100 below Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Wisconsin people get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
297 below Microbial life survives on dairy products. Wisconsin cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
460 below ALL atomic motion stops. Wisconsin people start saying "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
500 below Hell freezes over.
The Chicago Bears win the Super Bowl
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Posts: 8,512
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At these Fahrenheit Temperatures:
+65 - Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night.
+60 - Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one).
+50 - Miami residents turn on the heat.
+45 - Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts.
+40 - You can see your breath. Californians shiver uncontrollably. Minnesotans go swimming
+35 - Italian cars don't start.
+32 - Water freezes.
+30 - You plan your vacation to Australia.
+25 - Ohio water freezes. Californians weep. Minnesotans eat ice cream. Canadians go swimming
+20 - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless. Miami residents plan vacation farther South.
+15 - French cars don't start. Cat insists on sleeping with you. New York City water freezes.
+10 - You need jumper cables to get the car going.
+5 - American cars don't start.
0 - Alaskans put on T-shirts.
-5 - German cars don't start. Eyes freeze shut when you blink.
-10 - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo. Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects.
-15 - Miami residents cease to exist. Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you. Japanese cars don't start.
-20 - Politicians actually do something about the homeless. Minnesotans shovel snow off roof.
-25 - Too cold to think. You need jumper cables to get the driver going.
-30 - You plan a two week hot bath. Swedish cars don't start.
-35 - Californians disappear. Minnesotans button top button.
-40 - Canadians put on sweaters. Your car helps you plan your trip South.
-50 - Congressional hot air freezes. Alaskans close the bathroom window.
-80 - Hell freezes over. Polar bears move South. Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game.
-90 - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
+65 - Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night.
+60 - Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one).
+50 - Miami residents turn on the heat.
+45 - Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts.
+40 - You can see your breath. Californians shiver uncontrollably. Minnesotans go swimming
+35 - Italian cars don't start.
+32 - Water freezes.
+30 - You plan your vacation to Australia.
+25 - Ohio water freezes. Californians weep. Minnesotans eat ice cream. Canadians go swimming
+20 - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless. Miami residents plan vacation farther South.
+15 - French cars don't start. Cat insists on sleeping with you. New York City water freezes.
+10 - You need jumper cables to get the car going.
+5 - American cars don't start.
0 - Alaskans put on T-shirts.
-5 - German cars don't start. Eyes freeze shut when you blink.
-10 - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo. Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects.
-15 - Miami residents cease to exist. Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you. Japanese cars don't start.
-20 - Politicians actually do something about the homeless. Minnesotans shovel snow off roof.
-25 - Too cold to think. You need jumper cables to get the driver going.
-30 - You plan a two week hot bath. Swedish cars don't start.
-35 - Californians disappear. Minnesotans button top button.
-40 - Canadians put on sweaters. Your car helps you plan your trip South.
-50 - Congressional hot air freezes. Alaskans close the bathroom window.
-80 - Hell freezes over. Polar bears move South. Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game.
-90 - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
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oh yeah, its just a little cold here....(akron, ohio)
I tried to tell the dude at the gas station the other day (as i walk in in a llbean parka, scarf, gloves, boots, and starboyz beanie) that i was just gonna "pretend" it wasnt cold outside and it might make me feel better......lol
I tried to tell the dude at the gas station the other day (as i walk in in a llbean parka, scarf, gloves, boots, and starboyz beanie) that i was just gonna "pretend" it wasnt cold outside and it might make me feel better......lol
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