Self Arrest Form

 

 

i thought it was for real at first. comedy

 

muahaha im so tempted lol

 

i had myslef thinking stupid cops then i saw the thing at the bottom

what happens if you fill it out

 

LMFAO I filled it out, i`ve done enough things in the past to warrent it

 

I thought it was for real at first, so I was thinking, "How lazy are the cops getting?"

 

yep i thought it was real for a second also....

 

woa, is that site for real?

 

Look WAAAAYYY at the bottom of the screen, at the big scrolling red letters

 

*lol* that's some funny ****!

 

The small patch below contains a remarkable offshoot of military technology: An entire miniature Bible, produced by laser microprinting. Place your left hand on the spot and raise your right hand and say "I swear that all of the information I have given on this form is true, so help me, God."

XXXXX
XXXXX <---- (Bible)
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this was the best part

 

the boxes for "Enter a Plea/motive" followed by....
Read the following statement aloud:

"I am under arrest. I have a right to remain silent. Anything I say can and will be used against me in a court of law. I have the right to talk to a lawyer and have him/her present with me while I question myself. If I cannot afford to hire a lawyer, one will be appointed to represent me, if I wish one, before I question myself. If I decide to make a statement, I may stop at any time."

WAIVER:

Do I understand each of these rights I have just read to myself?
Yes No?

Having these rights in mind, do I wish to talk to myself now?
Yes No?
(If YES to both, use the space below for your full confession
or other statement you may wish to make.)

 

LMAO - I wonder how many people will really send that into their local polica department. We should all fill them out, pick a department, and bombard them with mail ... LMAO ...