Almost 150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a
private investigator, Alan Pinkerton, for protection. That was the
beginning of the Secret Service.

Since that time, federal police authority has grown to a large
number of multi-letter agencies - FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, ATF, etc.

Now comes the Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service.
Can't you see them now? Can you picture these highly trained men
and women in black outfits with initials in large white letters across their
backs?
I can see it now............


F. A. T. A. S. S.

Just imagine what it would be like to tell people who you work for!

 

 

 

I hate the TSA btw

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

T.S.A Thieving bastards

 

too funny

 

here's a fat *** for ya...

 

I dunno, the TSA got me out of any and all searches when i flew from lax to slc to pheonix to boston. Who knew all i had to do was present my orders? Thanks TSA!!!