The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

I like every bone in your body especially mine.

How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?

Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?

Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.

Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.

Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.

If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays

If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!

If you were a car door I would slam you all night long

Baby, your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.

How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out

Baby, I'd run a mile for your vertical smile.

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Can I have fries with that shake!

I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.

You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.

Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?

If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.

Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?

Pardon, my is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.

Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.

My face is leaving in 15 minutes...be on it!

I'd look good on you.

So do ya wanna see something really swell?

I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?

I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.

Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.

Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?

I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.

You have nice legs. What time do they open?

Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?

Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.

Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd just love to tap that ***!

Are those pants from outer space? Cause that *** is out of this world.

You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.

Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!

Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.

 

 

 

Did I give away your lines?
j/k

 

No, but you ruined my chances

 

 

OUCH!!!!! Sorry, I just fell in love.

Were your parents theives? Then who stole the stars and put them in your eyes?

Wanna get a six pack and fu(k .....or don't you drink?

Remember my name - You'll be screaming it out later

And on a different note, the pick up line EVERYONE IS COMPLETELY FU(KING SICK of hearing: How You Doin'?
I swear I was saying that like 6-7 years ago (Peaches can back me up) and now everyone is saying it - I'm so sick of that one.

 

you could always try this one

walk up and whipser into her ear in a low cool tone






















dont make me turn this rape into a murder

 

wow.................sheeeesh

 

Some of those lines sound framilar?!?

 

They sound FRAMILIAR??

 

LMFAO

 

Yeah - those are pretty bad ... Pick up lines are pretty stupid anyway ... LOL ...

 

Nice shoes, wanna ****?
Works every time

 

What winks and f---s like a tiger?

*wink* at her and growl growl baby