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Old 10-16-2003, 10:35 PM
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nine facts

Subject: Nine little known facts
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>I'm never leaving the house again after reading this
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>During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12
liter of
>urine.
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>In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with
15
>penises (touching door handles etc.)
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>An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic
hairs.
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>In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
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>Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently
masturbated
>and failed to wash their hands.
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>Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated
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>failed to wash their hands.
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>In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty
>linen basket.
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>At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a
cold
>sore from one of the guests.
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>Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' **** gases.
>HAVE A GREAT DAY!
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Old 10-17-2003, 05:40 PM
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wow... im gonna live ina bubble...
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Old 10-18-2003, 10:36 AM
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why is this in humor?
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Old 10-18-2003, 11:17 AM
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thats so disgusting
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Old 10-18-2003, 08:57 PM
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umm thanks now i have to wash my mouth out with soap and get all the pubes out from between my teeth
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