Sunday Morning Sex
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Sunday Morning Sex
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her
95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her
grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while
we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old
having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. Many years ago, realizing our advanced
age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would
start to ring.
It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous,
simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,"and if the
damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her
95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her
grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while
we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old
having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. Many years ago, realizing our advanced
age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would
start to ring.
It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous,
simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,"and if the
damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
hahaahahah
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