Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
"I think I'll
> > squeeze these dangly things here, and drink
whatever comes out"?
> >
> > Why do toasters always have a setting that burns
the toast to a
> > horrible crisp which no decent human being would
eat?
> >
> > Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the
freezer?
> >
> > If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is
there a song about him?
> >
> > Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the
carpool lane?
> >
> > If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a
radio out of
> > coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
> >
> > Why do people point to their wrist when asking
for the time, but
> > don't point to their crotch when they ask where
the bathroom is?
> >
> > Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get
undressed if they
> > are going to look up there anyway?
> >
> > Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on
all fours?
> > They're both dogs!
> >
> > What do you call male ballerinas?
> >
> > Why ARE Trix only for kids?
> >
> > If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all
that Acme crap, why
> > didn't he just buy dinner?
> >
> > Why is a person that handles your money called a
'Broker'?
> >
> > If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
> >
> > If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil
is made from
> > vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
> >
> > If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman
is there to hear
> > him, is he still wrong?
> >
> > If electricity comes from electrons, does
morality come from morons?
> >
> > Is Disney World the only people trap operated by
a mouse?
> >
> > Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle
Little Star have the
> > same tune?
> >
> > Do illiterate people get the full effect of
Alphabet Soup?
> >
> > Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
face, he gets mad
> > at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he
sticks his head out the
> > window.

 

woooooooooooow so true!

 

Those are GREAT ... LOL ...If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? ... This one is my favorite ...

 

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