Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven.
>
> As she stood in front of St.Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall
> of
> clocks behind him.
> She asked,"What are all those clocks?"
>
> St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie Clocks.
> Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock.
> Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
>
> " Oh," said Hillary, "Whose clock is that?"
>
> "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
> never told a lie."
>
> "Whose clock is that?" asked Hillary, pointing to another one.
>
> "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling
> us
> that Honest Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."
>
> This fascinates Hillary to no end, so she asks "Where is Bill's clock? He
> was
> a famous person!"
>
> St. Peter replies, "Bill's clock is in Jesus' office.
> He's using it as a ceiling fan."
>

 

 

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